#stillemuses

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Soooooooo do you think Thomas wearing an Orange Shirt and Glasses here is a hint at what the Orange Side looks like? 🤔

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You know how Tim made up an Uncle and hired an actor to play Him to prevent Bruce from adopting Tim?

Like...what if he just went to a Rest Home/Assisted Living/Home Care place instead and found a Grandparent aged adult to be his Grandma/pa? Especially if said person has Alizhmers and so doesn't realize that Tim isn't their actual family member. He just wanders around until someone calls out to him like they know who he is. Where they think he's their son or grandson and after a few test runs of them constantly thinking he's related to them, he just runs with it.

It's not like the courts will care. If he can fake an Uncle he can definitely fake a relationship to Grandma Edna, (married 6 and a half times so she tells the staff with pride) and Tim's like "Oh yes she's the first wife of Grandpa Drake but we don't talk about their explosive marriage." (Grandma Edna ran with the mob after all. Did those nasty heists) and Grandpa Drake divorced her lickety split once he found out (hence why no one remembers she was a Drake -because she never was-) because she wasn't on the up and up and Grandpa Drake married Grandma Drake soon after for the status and Grandma Drake was the mother of Jack Drake, his father. But Edna's still family you know and Tim can visit without reprecussions now since he's the last Drake. Which is great. Tim is happy. Grandma Edna is happy to see (name changes every time she sees him) and it's all going great!

.... Until Jason catches on.

Until Jason visits the facility where Grandma Edna is while Tim is there.

Until Grandma Edna is like "Oh Mitchy! Look your father is here. Preston dear. You need to bond with your son! Here's some money *pulls out a wad of cash and a switch blade from behind her oxygen tank* He's been missing you something fierce. Go to a ball game okay? Oh! And Stab the umpire for me. He still owes me for the 86th. You tell him that. He'll know what I mean. And buy a chilli dog! Alex is far too skinny! You need to feed him more Victor." And Tim just....has to go along with it.

Because he can't be exposed. He's had Grandma Edna for a year and a half year now and doesn't want to lose her too.

Now if only he can convince Jason that Tim pretending to be Edna's grandson is much better than Bruce having to adopt him out of obligation. He's not Bruce's son after all. Not family. That's for Jason. "See Jason it's fine. I'm not replacing you like this. I have my own family. It's well...it's fake. But she doesn't realize and that's fine. You don't even have to take me anywhere! She won't remember once you leave, just leave. I'll be fine. It's all fi--why in the world are you buying me a chilli dog!?"

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You ever have that moment in your dreams where there's this amazing monologue being said and you desperately want to recall it in its entirety so that you can write it down to use in a scene somewhere, but you already know that upon waking most of it will be forgotten and what you do manage to write down won't be as great as what was said in your dream? Had that last night.

Like:

"There's a curse to loving a human because you need their warmth to keep living, to feel the heat within you. But humans age. They grow old. They die. And you'll be tempted to turn them. To make them like you. So that they stay with you forever. But if you do...they will leave you anyways. Because we need warmth to survive. And you cannot provide it to them on your own. They will leave. The love between you will grow cold. Because they too will be searching for that heat of life. For the warmth that fills them. And you cannot provide it. So either way. If you love a human...you will lose them in the end."

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... ... Is ... ... Is Amazon trying to call me old for buying flowers for my Sibling!?! Is that only a thing an old person can do now?? WHY IN THE WORLD would I want to buy this Amazon!?!

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A Seat at the Table

Was thinking about what kind of seats the Sides would sit on when they get a ‘seat at the table’ when it comes to helping Thomas make decisions and here’s what I got: 

Logan -Executive Office Chair. 

Patton -Recliner 

Roman -Throne

Virgil -Pod 

Janus -Villain Chair (yes that’s what it’s called)

Remus -Doesn’t have an official seat at the table, but when he does pop up he sits on this: 

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Headcanon that Remy's name is actually Jeremy.

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How exactly are you supposed to react when you tell someone that you're considering starting a new hobby and they immediately go "SHOULD I BE WORRIED?!" and like start panicking at you?

Like... I'm merely considering picking up a new art hobby since I've been feeling rather stagnant recently and I'm looking to try something new. Something maybe artsy like...creating pictures from pieces of stained glass. That's all. I'm not like... plotting world domination or something.

.... .... maybe that's why they're concerned. Since my hobby for the past forever has been 'writing' and 'plotting' maybe the fact that I'm NOT plotting world domination (in my fics) is a cause for concern??

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Do you think, in a Marvel x DP crossover, that Danny's parents have ever mistaken the Hulk for a ghost?

I mean. He's big. And Green.

And a lot of ghosts they encounter in Amity are Green....

....Would the Hulk's radiation levels, from the formula he took, be similar to Ghosts? Or completely different?