#stinkypjo

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Percy: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Piper: Yes.

Jason: Both.

Leo: Yeah, totally both.

Frank: A homeless streaker.

Hazel: It's definitely both.

Annabeth: It's dead. A turtle's shell is attached to its spine.

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Percy talking about Jason: “Bro” but like romantically.

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Leo’s child: *starts crying*

Calypso: it’s your turn

Leo: ugh, fine

Leo: *starts crying with the baby*

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Leo Valdez was screaming the lyrics to every single song while watching Shakira and Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, and no one can convince me otherwise.

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Jason: Percy, could you do me a favor?

Percy: I would literally die for you, but go on.

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Apollo: When you’ve been in the game as long as I have, you begin to develop thick skin

Meg: Blue is not your color

Apollo: Blue brings out my eyes, you prick!

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Percy: We're gathered here today because SOMEONE

Percy: [glares at Jason's grave]

Percy: couldn't stay alive.

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Leo, preparing to leave: This party is boring, I should go.

Teacher: Leo, this is your final exam.