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Percy: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Piper: Yes.

Jason: Both.

Leo: Yeah, totally both.

Frank: A homeless streaker.

Hazel: It's definitely both.

Annabeth: It's dead. A turtle's shell is attached to its spine.

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Leo’s child: *starts crying*

Calypso: it’s your turn

Leo: ugh, fine

Leo: *starts crying with the baby*

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Leo Valdez was screaming the lyrics to every single song while watching Shakira and Jennifer Lopez at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, and no one can convince me otherwise.

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love this four

Piper: what if the ‘g’ in gif is silent

Jason: Please, just go to bed

Piper: What gif I don’t want to

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Clerk: Five bucks.

Apollo: I only got seven.

Clerk: Deal.

Apollo: Apollo, you are one smart shopper.

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Frank: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!

Leo: Yeah, it’s also dumb!

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Annabeth, motioning to the dead body that Percy buried: His head’s sticking out!

Percy: I thought he’d need some air!

Annabeth: He won’t need air where he’s going.

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Annabeth: We’ve been duped!

Percy: Duped!

Annabeth: Bamboozled!

Percy: We’ve been smeckledorfed!

Annabeth: That’s not even a word, and I agree with you!

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Hazel: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALDS.

Piper: Yeah, and I bought you McDonalds.

Hazel: I MEANT A BIG MAC OR SOMETHING, NOT THE WHOLE COMPANY!

Apollo: When you’ve been in the game as long as I have, you begin to develop thick skin

Meg: Blue is not your color

Apollo: Blue brings out my eyes, you prick!

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Leo: what are you drinking?

Calypso: Soy milk

Leo: hola milk, soy Leo

Narrator: nobody knew what happened to Leo’s face or who punched it

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Nico: Frank has never done anything wrong in his life, ever.

Frank, thinking about all the times he cheated in Heads Up 7 Up by looking at the shoes of the people who touched his thumb: Don’t say that Nico, you have no idea of what I’ve done and had to do.