MOORE CURVE ME CONTROLLER
made this on my friend’s stoneblock 4 server. This isn’t optimal, sure, BUT. Is Pretty.

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MOORE CURVE ME CONTROLLER
made this on my friend’s stoneblock 4 server. This isn’t optimal, sure, BUT. Is Pretty.
Dad: Where did our second bonsai pot go?
Me: Huh? I put it in the chest, I think.
Dad: It's not there. I checked all of- oh my fucking god, go into 3rd person view.
Me: Why, what- oh, that's funny. I didn't even notice!
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Me: *Obtained a random event stick with a 'when equipped' slot that gives me a moment of pause*
Me: *Is having a terrible thought*
Me: *Is debating on if I should do it*
Me: *Won't have any other better chance to do it and equips it*
Me: *Casually walks up next to my dad and crouches*
Me: *execute flatulance.exe*
Dad: ... What the hell- was that- Do that again.
Me: *crouches and poots again*
Dad: *is now laughing, I have won*
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Dad: Okay, we need to get rid of this Questing Ram. It keeps knocking into me when I'm trying to craft.
Me: Got it. *Puts it into the Ender-Lead*
Stoneblock 4: *About to do what is called a Pro-Gamer Move*
Stoneblock 4: *Immediately spawns yet another Questing Ram*
Dad: Okay, that's timing.
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Dad: Is this... Why does it say -100% Gravity?
Me: Wear it.
Dad: Okay, nothing's- oh, I'm floating... I have stopped moving upwards- oh shit, there's that damn goat- aaaaand... Why am I not falling?
Me: Did a goat really just knock you off a ledge?
Dad: I think my anti-gravity stick saved me. The hell?
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Dad: I got the tech stuff, you want to do the magic stuff?
Me: I just got us a geologist and an archaeologist. I also just got us a level 22 iron chicken. let me know when you get the materials for tier 4 chicken seeds and I can get us renewable tier 4 materials.
Dad: You discovering what you can grow chicken seeds was a game-changer.
Me: Me realizing I can breed higher tier chickens for the tier souls was the real game changer.
Dad: Yes, that too. Why are we leveling the iron chicken up again?
Me: You wanted more iron, yeah?
Dad: yes?
Me: It used to be 1:1 seed to resource, now it's like... 1:12 seed to resource.
Dad: Oooooo. Nice.
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Me: *Obtains a new stick, notices the name*
Me: Heeeey, Daaaad?
Dad: What's up?
Me: This is a stick-up! Give me all yer coins! *tosses the event stick to my dad*
Dad: Okay, that's funny. I just keep getting Stick Wars the Sequel.
I AM LIVE!
I AM LIVE! We're doing some Stoneblock 4 then hanging out with DragonFaeLibrary, SpicySoduh and NabePNG in RV There!
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So, my best friend, Pix, killer of servers, lives up to his name as he can brick an entire Minecraft server by appearing at his base.
However, I'M THE ISSUE when the Modpack's nuclear reactor doesn't play by its own logic. Yes I have eradiated my base four times now trying to move nuclear waste, yes the admin has been very kind to do the /clear command, yes, my basemate is very patient with my stupidity, and yes, this is all in jest.
I'm poking fun at my stupidity and my hatred for the one mod that has been giving me issues. This is not a post made out of anger, but out of reflection that I am human and the modpack is stupid.
One of my summoned dogs is having a great old time while I'm working on upgrading my crossbow. I'm playing around with artifacts at the moment, and I'm currently going off the "No such thing as overkill" and have lots of ouchie things for when enemies hit me.
But one of the two summoned (invulnerable) dogs is just living a great old life right now. And it's not even because path-finding issues- the other stood up there without spinning.
I think the personal shrinking device is still the best thing, here.
I want you all to imagine something with me. A scenario, if you will.
There's a relic in-game that lets you run at your enemies and deal damage to them. The Minotaur Hoof, it's called. You build up speed, run right at your enemy, and BAM! It damages them. And as long as you maintain your momentum, you can deal all the damage you want because these hooves also reduce the incoming damage you take.
Now imagine that the Minotaur is the size of an ant, but still capable of hitting as strong, and still just as resistive. Just... impossible to hit, because the literal hit-box of the ant-sized Minotaur has not remained the same as a regular Minotaur.
Now stop to realize that I am that Ant-Sized Minotaur. I also cannot stay poisoned (amoung other things) because I have an antidote bottle at my hip and it reduces how long I'm affected by negatives effects, and the visuals for my Flame-Fist are turned off, but I can also punch entities to set them on fire.
I have also two certain worms from Twilight Forest in my charm slots, so I keep hitting things, running away, dealing more damage to entities before I return to them, and getting rewarded with cake when they die.
If anything does hit me, my Hydra-Heart sets the ground on fire and I still don't really take damage because the only stat of mine that has changed is my avatar's physical size and my shield (currently stowed) gives me too much Armor and Armor Toughness. She still has all her armor on- not that you can see it- and buffs.
I am, as my father put is so nicely, "an Ecological Menace. And not a good one."
Is this the most optimal method of fighting mobs? No. Not at all. I have my scythe and shield for a reason. But is it fun to run around and play chicken with mobs I know full well aren't any threat to me and turn them into flambeed cake?
Yes. Yes it is.
... Ow. I have an arrow stuck in my forehead.
Me, struggling in Stoneblock 4 in the Create Vault: Hey, dad? When you did completed the create vault that first time, how did you get past the hallway with the fans?
Dad: The hallway where you had to disobey gravity in a very specific pattern?
Me: Yep.
Dad: I already had armor with creative flight by then, and the armor you enchanted for me that teleported me when I took damage. Sorry to say, I cheesed it.
Me: Shit. Well, I have a stick that gives me creative flight. Let's see if I can cheese this one.
Dad: The hell you say? We spent hours together in our shared world and no Creative Flight stick popped into our inventories. Is it because you're playing hardcore?
Me: Or it's because I've got that lucky stick in my inventory and am willing to idle overnight and while at work for more sticks. I have three slots I can equip them into, and multiple bundles that can hold 64 individual items.
Dad: Speaking off... that's your quiver status?
Me: A work in progress for the enchanted one, full-up on the regular ones.