Stoner!HP hcs
self-serving Stoner!HPcharacters brainrot time
Note: I refuse to acknowledge Fred’s death. He’s alive to me 😭
Characters: Ron, Fred, George, and Remus.
_non-smoker reader for Ron, Remus, and Fred_
_SFW (except for dr#g Us3)_
_romantic relationships (but if someone wants platonic ver. I will be happy to oblige)_
Ron Weasley :
Bro smokes every day, nearly every hour
Dark circles from late night smoke sessions, eyes that drag from up to down in the dark hours when he’s lost in thought (usually because of you)
Let’s you roll joints for him 🤍
He’s protective, will not hesitate to swing when a creep comes up to harass you.
Rap music in the background of smoke sessions, sweetheart and stoner rap combos
Definitely prefers to stay in when he’s high. Half being safe and half just because he’d rather just hold you when he’s all gone and let his mind take a rest.
You can almost always smell the “herbs” on his clothes, even his suits.
Smokes weed, doesn’t sell it. He’s busy enough and also would much rather keep his stash to himself.
Fred Weasley:
Fred is somehow even more condescending and sarcastic when he smokes, but to be honest, it’s hot.
Smokes less often than Ron and George, but in a higher volume. Oh, and, never without you. If Fred is getting high then he’s getting high with you next to him.
He’s glad that you don’t smoke, for a few reasons that he won’t say. But occasionally he’s in a joking mood (more than usual at least) and will blow smoke in your mouth when you’re on his lap to see your reaction.(Always makes sure you’re okay, though.)
You can rarely smell it on him strongly, but there’s almost always a faint scent mixed with his cologne.
He’s lovey. Always affectionate in his own way, and it’s amplified when he smokes, he’s got his hand(s) around your waist, holding yours, caressing your cheek, just whatever tender motion he can manage for hours.
Remus Lupin: He gets high (a safe time) before full moons: change my mind.
He’s really calm when he’s high, just lazily musing about this and that with an occasional “enlightenment” caused by the substance.
“We ‘ave to go shopping tomorrow.”
“Mhm, I remember that.”
“Merlin” “What is it, remmy?” “I’ve discovered how to conjure a potion to null the effects of -insert some obscure curse-”
“Pfft-”
Remus doesn’t like smoking weed. He prefers edibles, and Sirius bullies him for it and says it’s because he doesn’t know how to smoke a joint. He does, but he can’t stand the smell on his clothes and in his house.
Lowkey hot n’ bothered when he’s high but refuses to do anything when he is, it doesn’t sit right with him.
Remus is most definitely cuddly after a session and wants nothing more than to hold you and fall asleep with you as close as possible.
He’s really tired after he comes down.
George Weasley:
He is so soft for you when he's lifted. An absolute ball of sweetness and he loves to tell you how much he admires you, just staring at you through reddish and glossy eyes
“Y/n”
“Yes, georgie?” “I just like how it sounds…Y/n Weasley.”
Likes to play around with you, as in tossing you onto any soft surface in the house and coming around the other side to kiss your cheek.
He goes out of the house high every once in a while, but always brings friends and you along.
Never goes to work lifted, even though he’s thought about how funny it would be.
Hugs n’ kisses between every two words he says when he’s in a session with you no matter what.
“C’mon, stop! Someone’s at the door” He pecks your nose, and when he pulls away he says
“What’s it matter? Probably just some sales-bloke, just ignore ‘em.”
“But what if-” All he does is flash his signature smile and kisses you, ignoring whatever nonsense you were saying about trying to get him to stop kissing you when he just loves you so much.
