You are MC, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see an army of undead. Do you:
1. Head downstairs to investigate
2. Send one of your servants to investigate
3.
> You 1.
You climb downstairs and see an army of undead soldiers coming in through the front doors. You hide behind a pillar and look out at them.
> You summon one of your demons, Beelzebub by closing your eyes and saying an incantation. "Hear me, denizens of darkness, you who are born of shadow and you who give birth to it. Hear me and do as I command! I, MC, call upon you to send forth one of your number! I summon the avatar of Gluttony, Beelzebub!"
You are transported into the realm of the demons and see a large cavern. There are about a thousand demons worshipping a large pentagram. A demon named Stoo is giving a presentation to his followers. > You blink, confused before murmuring. "Well this wasn't suppose to happen.." You turn around and the large demon named Stoo walks towards you. He's about 8 feet tall and has a snake like tail that he wags.
> You tries to summon Beelzebub AGAIN. You close your eyes and try to concentrate but again you fail and Stoo gets his hands on you and drags you to the center of the cavern, he then tosses you into a large stone called the
> You looks at the rock before getting up. You look at the large stone and notice several pentagrams carved into it.
>”Well it's nice seeing you but I really have to go." If you was in the land of demons, then surely the brothers you made pacts with were here. You look behind you and see that Stoo is just watching you go.
> You quickly runs out and goes to the House of Lamentation to visit the brothers, surely they would let you in with open arms. You run into the House of Lamentation. Several demons are running around screaming but they pay no attention to you, they are busy in their little conspiracies as usual.
> You blink a few times and uses the pact to stop them running. "BOYS! EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING, AND IF I HEAR MAMMON GOT BULLIED AGAIN I AM PUTTING YOU IN TIME OUT!" Glares at Asmo, Levi and Mammon. Mammon looks at the floor and sighs.
> Your face softens and you walk over, cupping his cheeks. "They aren't picking on you again, are they?" Mammon shakes his head. > You smile a bit and kiss his cheek before backing away. "Oh uh.. This was probably a surprise, me coming here, huh?" You smile sheepishly. "..Surprise?" Mammon looks at you, you shrug. He looks at the other two and whispers to them. They nod and walk over, looking a bit frightened. "We're in a bit of a situation.."
> Your eyes widen. "What? What situation?" Mammon looks at you, Levi and Asmo and nods. "We're in a bit of a situation." He says softly. You nod. "That's what I thought. A situation."
> "But what is it?" You glance at the three. Mammon looks at you and gives a small smile. "We're going to be killed by a demon lord."
> Your eyes widen. "What?! Surely Lord Diavolo wouldn't kill you! What is Lucifer doing about this?! Or Satan, Beel, Belphie?! Where are they?!" you panic. Mammon looks around and shrugs. "They're all busy." You look at the other two. > You your eyes widen with shock. "How are you three so CALM about this?! Has Lord Diavolo gone mad?!" Asmo shrugs. "It's complicated." He says pulling out his dagger. "We have a deal, we get in, we get out, we don't get killed." Levi nods.
> You was speechless, this had to be a sick nightmare. "I... I'm going to go talk to Barbatos and Dia.." you move away, was there some sort of spell? You hear a voice say, "Oh dear boy, I'd say you've stumbled onto something far more serious than just a riddle."
> Your eyes widen and turn to the direction of the voice. "Who's there?!" A tall figure appears in front of you. "An unwelcome guest, I'm afraid." The figure says. He's wearing a long black cloak and his face is hidden behind a black veil.
> "Wait.. Are you with that guy from earlier?" you was talking about Stoo. The figure nods. "Indeed." You glare at the figure. "Shouldn't you be helping us, not attacking us?" The figure laughs.
> You sigh, seeing no reason for them to be helping you now that you thought about it, but regardless, you didn't understand what was happening. The figure looks around. "I am not here on behalf of any of those you mentioned, I am here on behalf of the dark lord Trelik."
> "Trelik? Sounds like a lame name.." you whisper. "What do you want from me?" The figure laughs. "You don't remember me?" The figure seems to be a bit disappointed. Your eyes widen. "No, I'm sorry but I don't."
> "Unless you are one of those demons who tried to kill me at RAD.. But then again, there's so many that it's hard to keep track.." The figure raises an eyebrow. "You remember those demons?" He looks disappointed. "I suppose not. But I should ask, did you defeat them?" Your eyes widen. "How should I know?" > You "I mean, sure I know a few spells from being a apprentice under Solomon, but I still need a bit of protection.." The figure sighs. "It is a shame you are too weak to be of use to me." You look around. "What do you want from me?"
> "If you dare hurt the brothers or any one of my friends, I'll kill you." you said, but knew that mostly everyone you were friends with or in a relationship with was too powerful to be killed by someone like this man. The figure moves closer, his face now clearly visible. > You "Wait... R/N!? Is that you?!" The figure nods. "Indeed. I am afraid that once again you underestimate my power. You see, I am not like you. I am far superior." Your eyes widen.
> "Well no shit! You almost replaced my spot with the brothers!" you shudder at the memories. The figure sighs. "Do you really think I can't sense your fear?" You nod. "Well.." The figure makes a fist. "Then consider this a warning." He says before disappearing.
> You take a deep breath before running to the castle to see if Barbatos, he switched a timeline before and if R/N was truly that powerful, dangerous things could happen in the Devildom. You run towards the castle, your footsteps echoing. You run as fast as you can, your lungs burning. You get to the castle and look for Barbatos. You find him talking to some of his demons.
> "Barbatos!" you sigh in relief. "I need to have a chat with you about R/N" you pinch yourself, hoping this wasn't a weird dream and you would wake up in your bedroom in the House of Lamentation. He turns around, annoyed. "What, again?" You smile. "Yeah, you were talking about him before and you did say there might be something strange going on."
> "He was really cryptic but I think he wants to kill me" Barbatos nods. "I know, I know. He's a little crazy. He'd tried to kill you once before, you were lucky to escape." You frown.
> You shudder, not only has R/N tried to kill you, Belphie has as well. "Has Lucifer texted you lately?" There were so many things racing through your head, but perhaps seeing Lucifer, one of the most powerful demons in all of hell would bring you some comfort that there was some hope. Barbatos shakes his head. "No, I haven't heard from him in a while. Why?" You nod. "Alright, come with me, we need to talk."
> You one thing you probably should talk to him about first is what the three were on about being murdered. You drag Barbatos to the lounge area and sat down. Barbatos sits down next to you. "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?" You sigh.
> "Are... You and Lord Diavolo going to kill the brothers? Mammon mentioned to me that you were going to kill him, Asmo and Levi.." Barbatos seems to have been prepared for the question. "Ah yes, the Triad. I do indeed plan to kill them, and soon." Your eyes widen.
> You say "W-What?! But you can't just kill them! They are three rulers of hell, sure they may not be powerful enough for you or Dia but seriously!?" Barbatos laughs. "My dear, we will be overthrowing them soon, and then I shall personally kill them. Now, why were you asking about them?" You shrug your shoulders. The air was suddenly so tense as you stare at your hands, are they.. really planning this? That was a crazy plan!
> You pinched yourself so many times, to the point Barbatos notices. "I know you're bored here, but there is no way you're working for them. You're a spy of some sort, right? What did you really want to know?" You nod
> Remembering Simeon, you perk up, if this was some sort of curse, then surely a pure angel would be able to break it, if not Simeon, then maybe Luke and Raphael. "I... Don't know." You admit. Barbatos laughs, it's a familiar laugh. "I know it's hard to believe, but angels can be very stupid." You nod.
> You say "But.. Simeon is your husband, Luke is your.. technical child, so you wouldn't harm them.. would you?" You knew if Diavolo asked, he would because of how loyal he is to the prince." Barbatos frowns. He reaches out his hand to touch your cheek. "But I love you." He says softly. Your eyes widen. "What?" Barbatos laughs again.
> You say "Do you WANT me to become a housewrecker?!" Barbatos laughs. "I love you." You stare at him, he stares back. Your lips quirk. "I thought you would be offended." Barbatos grins.
> You say "Yes well.." He leans in and kisses you
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