#stoopid hooman

[auri-a-ghost]

Y'know when you're having a quiet moment of eye contact with your pet and they sloooowly just wink?

Like...??? What's the secret boi? Whatchu tryna tell me? Are you a super spy in disguise? Or, god forbid, am I the protagonist? Are you trying to tip me off about sumthn to save lives?

Why so fkn sneeeaaaaky?

[sneaky-meek]

Hav claim hooman

[snowbert]

[still-not-listening]

My dog is so pretty

[yukimurathecat]

When you want the foods but the human give you the chin scratchies instead

[artoflisasikorski]

...memory could not be "read". Windows is sick of our human shit and gives us sarcastic error messages using air quotes. I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords...(I know it's reading this)