#stop it dad

[cheritzssebba]

Guys my dad genuinely thinks he's a black man in a white man's body. Its fair if he wants to enjoy black music but this is,, no. Just no.

[jmenfoot]

Phil Shoen just made a “Malcom in the middle” joke I’m so embarassed

[jeffgoldboob]

me trying not to react when my male relatives post obviously baiting memes on facebook about women and “the liberals” 

[wilamoo]

"I won't take long"

So, here I am waiting in the car, for my dad to come back from a store he really likes. When he said he was going there I went like "Really? Do we have to?" And he casually goes like "Don't worry it won't take long, you can wait in the car" So I agree to this and now it's been 25 min and he still hasn't come back. Goddamnit.

[louisismymainhoe-blog]

my dad was triggered at the fact that i called harry my son. he said it isn't possible and i'm like ?? dad ?? ill call harry my son if i wanna call harry my son

[leo-lucid]

I hate it when my dad forces me to be sociable like I rather watch anime or Archer or something instead of talking to strangers I don't make friends easily

[whatdoyouseefromyoureyes]

Hanging up pictures in my room

dad: "let me get you the stud finder to make it easier."

comes back and hands it to me "you need to hold this Shay it always goes off when I hold it."

[politicallyincorrectpug]

Me: Happy anniversary! Dad: you're welcome