✰ Logan is the type of guy to frown at you when you talk to him from more than 3 meters distance, not because he can't hear you but because he can't understand what you're saying.
✰ Cyclops the man that you ask something and goes "what?" but when you try to repeat yourself he stops you because he did hear you it's just that his brain was too slow to process it on time.
✰ I'm one hundred percent sure that when Wade first was told that Colossus' real name was Rasputin he went real '🙀' face and asked "like rasputin? like that dude that was banging the queen of russia? does that mean-"
he didn't get to ask if his dick was 28 cm before someone was covering his mouth.
✰ Rogue and Bobby bought different color set pyjamas and exchanged the shirts to match.
✰ Logan says 'you ate' to Kitty and Rogue because they forced him to anytime they do well in a training session.
✰ Kurt can't, for the life of him, understand the slang of the new generetion like what do you mean he ate and left no crumbs??? rogue??? what are you trying to saying to him???
✰ Logan sleeps as if he was the girl from the exorcist, limbs everywhere, sheets in the floor, pillow lost in the bed.
^he snores real loud too.
✰ Jean is a huge mamma mia fan.
^Cyclops has been forced to sing along with her more than once.
✰ Storm likes to watch grease just to cuss out Danny for being a dick.
✰ Rogue and Kitty were forced to watch grease for 'cultural education' and ended up unironically fighting over who was better if Danny or Kenickie.
^Rogue was team nickie and Kitty was team zuko.
✰ Storm will hide the existence of grease 2 from everyone. for her, that movie doesn't exist.
✰ the kids once tried to pull a singing stunt, high school musical style, for Storm on teacher's day.
✰ Hank likes Elvis. I will not elaborate.
^he also likes to put on a fake deep voice to sing the low notes of his songs lol.
✰ Charles has nearly 170 vinyls stocked in boxes in the basement of the school. turns out he was an impulsive vinyl collector when he was younger (think dofp time)
✰ Kurt, Storm and Cyclops showed up in matching Wolverine merch (the most shitty, cheap, aliexpress material kind) ever just to fuck with Logan for a while.
^he got mad, he was amused, but still.
✰ then, Rogue and Kitty unironically got actual quality brand Wolverine merch and Logan was acting like a proud dad.
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You were a teacher at Professor X’s school, teaching a class that was a mix between health and physics education and defending yourself against attackers.
You joined the x-men team at the same time as Ororo
Whenever she didn’t have any classes to do or be anywhere else, she would often be found staring outside as you taught your class. Watching you through the window.
She highly respects you in all areas - whether as a friend, teacher, and coworker.
She admires greatly how poised and confident you were in your skills to teach others and protect the world.
Your powers consist of shape shifting, X-ray vision, super speed, duplication, and the creation of force fields.
Anytime she sees you using your powers in any manner, her heart soars. Though she also hid those emotions too afraid to ruin every dynamic you and she were involved in.
She has seen the way relationships in the past have ruined the x-men dynamic.
No matter what though, you always circled in the back of her mind.
HOW YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER:
During a heated battle you were fighting off some armed guards, a knife found in both yours and the enemies’ hands.
Ororo could see from high above how your fight was going. She was hovering above conjuring lightning bolts towards the enemies.
More and more guards surround you, and Ororo decides to help you.
Conjuring a lightning strike, she aimed it towards some of the guards surrounding you. Just as it flies towards your area, a guard on your left pushes you towards a guard on your right. Which leads to your body being a shield for the guards against the lightning.
You collapsed on the floor, and Jean used her power to kill all the guards in one go. Seeing her best friend’s body lifeless made her bring out the power she hides.
Ororo immediately flies towards you, silently begging for you to be alive still
You heart beat was barely recognisable, but Charles made sure you were immediately sent to the mansion to receive medical treatment
Ororo offered to accompany you on the flight back. Which you couldn’t deny as you were unconscious.
When you woke up in the medical wing in the mansion, you saw Ororo sleeping in a chair next to your bed.
You whispered out her name and she immediately woke up with a happy but guilty look in her face
She ends up immediately confessing that she is sorry that her lightning struck her instead of the enemies
Before you could finish telling her that it is alright and accidents happen, she blurted out her feelings for you.
Confessing that she never wants to hurt you and she feels so guilty for it, because you are her favourite person in the world. She wouldn’t be able to stand with herself if she seriously injured or killed you. She can’t imagine something bad happening to you. And she once again brings up her guilt, saying she feels so sorry for causing pain in the person she likes.
You are then taken aback, and she can see that. She tries to apologise, but you just lifted your hand up to silently tell her to be quiet. You then admitted that you like her too.
You two sat in silence for the next 20 minutes before Ororo was called away.
The nerves and excitement bottled up inside Ororo, to the point where she was afraid to see you again. So she avoided you until you got released.
When you left the medical ward you went looking for Ororo, already missing her and her company.
When you spotted her down a hallway you pulled her aside and asked her out on a date. She immediately accepted.
Your first date was too showing a movie you were both interested in seeing, and a little dinner picnic under the stars.
By the end of the date, you were both laying down on the picnic blanket, your head resting against her stretched out arm. You two being apart of a whispered conversation about the sky and what it reminds you two of (key: each other).
NOW ONTO OTHER PARTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP:
She is such a soft commanding person. Whenever she asks you to do something (like wash her body after a long and tiring fight) she would always make sure you were up to do the task. Her voice when she asks you favours matches the definition of soft.
After a couple months, you two ended up moving into the same bedroom in the mansion.
When you first established your relationship, you two were quite the talk of the town. Both students and colleges liked to tease you two. Like one time Peter teased you two for being so cute together while you were out on a huge mutant dinner. And whenever either one of you would drop into the other’s class, the kids would immediately let out a bunch of ‘aww’s and ‘oohh’s
She absolutely loves to be the big spoon in bed. Her head nesting against your neck, and as you two slowly drift off to sleep, she would softly press kisses against your skin.
You two both love to watch each other work. Whether it is teaching classes or fighting off enemies.
Absolutely loves to still woo you over. Especially by calling you sweet sweet nicknames, and by kissing your hand or knuckles.
Going off that she loves to call you ‘enchantress’, ‘butterfly’, ‘beautiful’, ‘darling’, ‘love’, ‘starling’, and ‘sunshine’.
She also loves to kiss you on your temple, nose bridge, and on your lips.
Ever since you two started dating, she loves to train with you. Though it will turn quite heated real soon.
One time you two were practicing fighting each other on the mat, trying to disarm the other. You were straddling on top of Ororo, when she flipped you two over. Her hands pin your arms above your head. You two stare at each other, breathing heavily. Not even a couple seconds past, she immediately slams her lips on yours. Let’s just say training was cancelled.
Ororo loves to shower you with compliments
I can totally see her writing you daily hand written notes and letters. Like if she and Wanda went out for a girls day and she came back with a drink for you. She would quickly write you a not telling you how amazing you are and how you deserve a special treat. She would then drop off the drink and note to you at your class, with a swift kiss on your cheek.
If you have always wanted to dance in the rain, Ororo would use her powers to make that happen. She loves to see the smile light up on your face.
She loves to just spend her night relaxing with you. Whether it is cuddling while watching some shit reality tv or having a candlelit bath and feeding each other dinner.
She is down to do anything with you, especially go shopping. If you ask her if you should buy a top, she will give you an honest answer.
During fights she always keeps her eyes on you, asking to make sure you don’t die or get seriously hurt.
She loves to see you blush. And she will never admit it, but she blushes all the time.
NSFW alphabet with Storm (Ororo Munroe) x GN!Reader
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
will dote on you and bring you everything you want, if you say you're fine she'll bring you water and a snack anyway and gently/forcefully make you accept them before cuddling you to sleep
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
hers: abs and legs
yours: neck and waist
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
she's a hard face humper when she gets closer and has came dangerously close to breaking your nose a few times
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
she's a serious neck biter and once told you it helps her feel better when she's reminiscing about her time as a vampire
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
she's experienced and knows exactly what she's doing to make you feel good
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
when she's topping: prone bone
when you're topping: missionary
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
pretty serious and focused on both of your pleasures, but chuckles on occasion when something humorous happens
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
yes, it's white and neatly trimmed/groomed, but she doesn't care how you keep yours
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
very romantic, and she's telling you how much she loves you repeatedly throughout the whole process
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
sometimes when you don't have time to take care of each other, she'll get herself off to relieve herself until you have time for each other
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
she really likes to tie you up and have you at her mercy
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
her bedroom, but she also likes to do it outside in the rain when she's feeling extra romantic
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
seeing you excel at something during a mission or when you do little things for her that show how much you care
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
never in public or where you could be caught, not because she's embarrassed, but because you're hers and she refuses to let anyone else see you like that
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
she prefers receiving and loves having you between her legs, but she'll always return the favor is very good at it
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
she can do both and very well, if she's angry or stressed- you're getting fucked through a mattress but if she just wants to enjoy it, she'll take it slow
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
she likes taking her time when you have a chance, but she knows how to make you cum in less then five minutes if you don't have a lot of time
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
she's willing to experiment if you ask or she hears about something she wants to try, but she won't do anything that risks hurting you
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
she lasts a while and can go for many rounds, especially when it's been a while for the two of you
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
she owns a lot and likes using them to enhance the experience in the bedroom for both of you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
a bit, she does like how worked up you get when she teases you, but she much prefers to get into the real action
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
pretty moderate, she moans fairly loud when she's about to cum, but other than that, it's soft grunts and groans
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
has a tendency to subconsciously make it rain while you're having sex, and there's usually a lot of lightning when she cums
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
in her suit, black sports bra, and underwear, when you have a date or anniversary, white or red lingerie, and she looks amazing in it
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
she can go a while without it and tends to because you both get very busy, but if you come to her needy and ask her to fuck you, she'll almost never tell you no
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
about 20 minutes, because she's making sure you have everything you need and that you fall asleep first
