#stormlight arc

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Shallan, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Adolin, placing an uno card: Draw 4!

Lift, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Dalinar: Uhhhh what are you playing?

Kaladin, studying an anatomy text: They call it ‘Chaos Cards’.

Dalinar, softly: what the fucK

[random-fandom-memorandum]

concept

the stormlight archive but all shardblades have been replaced with pool noodles