#storytimewithlc

[britishjoe]

LeakyChat story time! LeakyStars. Just...LeakyStars. Even though we didn't win, rehearsing with you and Scott was so much fun, and the actual performance was REALLY FUCKING COOL. How many people get to say that they've performed on the Main Stage at LeakyCon for ANTHONY RAPP AND THE WARBLERS?! (That sounds like a really bad boy band.) I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY FELLOW GAY DRAGON.

I was such a ball of OH SHIT in the lead up to that performance, and you, Scott, MC and the others really helped me stay sane. (Also doing vocal warm-ups for everyone with the piano on my phone was hilarious! XD)

LOVE YOU ABBY <3

[britishjoe]

Storytime with Miranda: So when all the chatters met up IRL for the first time Joe was the second chatter I bumped into before our meet up and nothing was awkward and he didn't hesitate at all, we just hugged a lot and we went on an adventure to his hotel and I met his dad and it was wonderful and I instantly knew I wanted to always be friends with him and we whispered about things that were funny but I don't remember while we ate pizza. Basically, Joe is the best and I miss him a lot.

I MISS YOU TOO! My god, I think we walked around the Hilton like three times, looking for interesting things. Did I mention that I MISS YOU!?!?

[britishjoe]

STORY TIME: So in Chicago I was working in the signing room, and it was the morning lottery and this giant (i'm tiny, he's not) guy with blonde and pink hair walked by and I stopped him and go OMG I KNOW YOU YOU'RE JOE! And I got the biggest bestest spinny hug ever <3

True story.

When I replied “Yes.” she was like “I ship you!” and then I was enveloped. <3

[obsessionsofanerd-blog]

STORY TIME! Okay, so after the ball in Portland, and after the drunken party, we all went to our rooms...except I stayed the night in your room... I was snuggled in between you and Colin, and you were passed out and didn't remember this obviously, buuuut Colin and I did things for a good 30 minutes. WHILE I WAS TOUCHING YOUR BACK WITH MY BACK. THIS HAPPENED. YOU FELT NOTHING YOU WERE SO DRUNK. Best memory evar <3

OMG I REMEMBER THAT YOU APOLOGIZED IN THE MORNING AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND YOU HAD TO EXPLAIN WHY AND I CACKLED. 

[britishjoe]

STORY TIME!!! During the last night of Leaky in Portland, after the ball, we all went back to Stabby's hotel room and drank and drank and drank away (minus me because diabetes) until we were all super drunk. Joe decided to be the drunkest of us all, and drank a lot. He then proceeded to go to every hotel room and drunkingly comment on something. Whoever was in that room then forced him to drink some water and kicked him out. This went on for at least an hour. "JOE DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER"

Like, this isn’t even an exaggeration. I was really, really drunk. Mainly because those fruity American beer things I was drinking didn’t taste at all alcoholic so I just kept going.

I think at one point I replied “How ‘bout you drink a cup of shut the fuck up?” to someone, and then got really upset and started apologising. *sigh*

[obsessionsofanerd-blog]

STORY TIME. During Portland, Lynne and I agreed that we were meant to be together, but our sexualities completely conflicted with our emotional commitment. So, we decided to be sexually star-crossed lovers, and our first date will be at our straight conversion camp. <3 Then I got some D and she got some V so our fake relationship ended. But now...I think we should start it again :-)

Wait, did we ever actually break up? Also, I do have a girlfriend now, boo. <3 

[britishjoe]

At Leakycon Chicago, a bunch of Leakychatters gathered together for the Maureen Movie Night. Everyone was using each other as pillows and stuff, and for a few minutes Joe was laying on me. I started to just absent-mindedly play with his hair until I realized it was the softest fucking hair in the entire existence of the universe. I kept telling everyone to touch it because, holy fuck. This shit is cuddlier than a puppy. In conclusion any single british gay boys out there should message him now.

Ohmygod I forgot about that! xD

Well there you have it people. Reasons to date me. 1. Soft as fuck hair.

[britishjoe]

Throwback to Chicago. Day after the ball at the leaving feast we were all hanging out and signing each others books and shit and I was still a bit intoxicated from the ball and so instead of the cutesy "so glad we met" messages that everyone else left in my notebook, Joe simply put "You are sooooooo drunk!" and it makes me cackle everytime I see it. Also one time we had a straight off and I won.

Lynne’s Story Time. Think I might do this now, but randomly. :P