#straight bashing

[cowjumpmoon]

the proudest moment of my life

[bacon-dragon]

Straight bashing.

Cannot stand it when gay men bash, putdown, or belittle straight people. You have been treated badly. Shouldn't this teach you to be nice? You know what it feels like to be treated shitty. But instead many gay men decide to bash random people who had zero to do with their painful experiences. (To a FAR LESSER degree of course (don't freak out now)). Grow up. You are a school yard bully who picks on kids because he has a shitty home life. It's a mark of immaturity to return to the world the same kind of negativity that it has given you.

[seasonsandsadness]

people have some serious issues with straight white boys

like srsly bromo

sounds like insecurity with a dash of internal homophobia to me

[magicwilllead]

Come on people

Ok, I saw a post that straight bashed someone. It makes me horribly sad to see this. I am a lesbian but telling a straight person they are wrong for liking the opposite gender and that they aren't open minded enough is hypocritical in so many ways. The post said that the girlfriend wasn't truly in love with her boyfriend because she doesn't want to imagine him without a penis. 

There are three ways a person is attracted to a person, physically, mentally and emotionally. Meaning a person is attracted to another's body, their mind, or smarts, and their soul. If you aren't physically attracted to a person, it'll be harder to want to have sex with them. If you aren't mentally attracted to them, it'll be harder to hold a pleasant conversation with that person. And finally, If you aren't attracted to their soul, it'll make emotions very hard to keep. 

I, for example, am attracted to only girls with all three of those. It is the same for straight people. There are many straight people that cannot imagine being attracted to a person of the same gender in any of those situations, they are not wrong. That is how that person functions. A person is not homophobic for not wanting to imagine relations with a person of the same gender. 

People need to leave people alone about who they like. I have even met lesbians who are mentally attracted to boys and girls but identify as a lesbian. I have met straight people who are physically attracted to both but identify as straight. It is a persons personal choice to identify as whatever they please, or to have no identification at all. Attraction is not a persons choice, stop pretending like it is. Stop caring about another persons sexuality. 

[eviltenevil]

Fast Times at TheLot High: predrinkin' stinkin' jinkin'

Last night was the WYLDEST night of my life. It's as though my life of being a conservative lass had caught up on me and I had to unleash the unclassy beast for one magnificently sloppy night. A night that was a tale of wine, zucking, zuckers, zuckees, rats, dancin', gay bashing, straight bashing, and much much more.

Jevern Bogatels and Kozza Dozza picked me up from work at 5:45pm with the intention of taking me out for a quiet night on the town. We had in store a plan to acquire free cider from Woodland, meet up with Tomfoolery and ludAaroncris, predrink in a hot alfresco club, TheLot. AKA, an old fashioned parking lot notorious for it's adventures. We had commenced drinking the 42 standard drinks in a $10 cask of wine, fast and dirty, much like us. We reminisced of times in Cairns, Mareeba, Sally's party in grade nine when Azza Dozza was straight and we pashed, passionately. It was a memorable night, but little did we know our actions were infact history in the making.

As soon as Tomfoolery arrived at the lot, we decided to venture out from the lot to Woodland, where we were wooed with the promise of free cider. However, in a drunken stupor, we followed some models into Alhambra lounge where we were promptly asked to leave on account of not being attractive enough to get away with such a heinous act of impersonation and capital fraud. After realising we were LOST (the game), we moved on to the actual venue, Woodland. However in order to acquire free cider we had to participate in a dance-off, which in hindsight, I think would have been a complete riot, we would have won and been offered a place on Dancin' With the Stars. BUT ALAS, we were fooled into thinking we had an assortment of left feet and the dancing would only end in tears and/or fears.

We ventured back to the lot to continue drinking, it's a bit of a blur, goon sacks were drained, littler was utilised (Kozza dozza got no shame) and there was even the zuckling of kylie's zipples: Aaron and Jerem are actually straight. NOONE CAN RESIST THE BEWWBIES. But some phresh young lads from Ferny Grove rocked up and decided to help us rock the casbah;

One who was tall and lanky with a rat's tail, and one who was moderately attractive that Kylie promptly began sexually harassing. As a proactive young woman who likes to take the proverbial bull by the horns, I took the bull by the horns and dacked the lad, ala Highschool Shenanigans circa 2006. HE HAD A BONEUR. What a sexual deviant. Kylie lead him away and had her way with the guy, infront of Jerem and Aaron, but like the good friend that she is and the sexual deviancy of the zuckee, Aaron too had his way with the boy. It was OBSCENE. Many zuckings later, and for no reason that can be remembered, Jerem began to choke the zuckee, which lead to him exploding into a gay bashing fury. His buddy, the Rat had his back, as did Aaron to Jerem, and a fight ensued. I was unable to tame the beast Rat before he had punched Azza in the face. After this, when he proceeded to chase the boys, I shook him like a brittish nanny and forced the boy to chill the fuck out and backdafuckup. It worked, but it was one busted lip too late. I HAD FAILED THEM.

They chased us down an alleyway, wherein Jerem sprinted for his life and promptly caught a cab home, abandoning us in our time of need. After we escaped the terrifying grasp of the evil children (they were 18, phresh out of skewl) we went to the only place we knew we would be safe from a pack of violent gay bashers: THE BEAT. The rest is a messy blur, and we were unconscious in bed by 1am. 

[fourofklovers]

Fuck gay bashers. (unless y'all are playin, then I know how to play too.)

theravingklover:

Why would you let someone pick on you? STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. If you can't? Boo fuckin' hoo, you know what you do? You make friends with the biggest baddest fuckers around. RULE #1: Don't let ANOTHER GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING MAKE YOU INTO A WEAKLING. If there aren't bigger people around, call me.. I will personally come down and take care of it for you. I'm SICK and TIRED of this shit.

[fourofklovers]

"I'm gay and I'm proud of it." Shut up.... If a straight homophobic guy comes up to you and you said that to him? You'd get one Right in the kisser.

theravingklover:

More like, "Fuck you. Jesus Christ, don't you have anything better to do? You hate faggots, ... yea? And? So do I." . . That will really throw them off.. They're simple/narrow minded pricks raised on beliefs that are WRONG. Get leverage. Shit, mannn.

[fourofklovers]

All this gay bashing... THAT'S IT. I'M GOING TO START STRAIGHT BASHING. YEA, THAT'S RIGHT.

theravingklover:

Jesus christ, when will straight men ever get a sense of fashion.. maybe if they stopped and THOUGHT about why SOME Reason girls don't like them, THEN they could get the god damn fucking girl!