#straightphobia

[jame7t]

Are you bi? Can I blast you with powerful beams?

korvus youre straight. im sorry but i doubt the power of your beam.

[girldadgarfield]

girl what the Fuck. leave tumblr outside of your self victimisation nonsense. also i know it's not real but i wish yall were scared to be cishet it would be funny

[cottage-core-cunt]

Me: *makes a gay joke*

My mother: ????

Me: You wouldn't get it, you're too straight.

My mother: Oh what now since I'm straight I don't have a sense of humor? God straight opression runs rampant in the world now and I thi-

Me:

[dykecious]

all whales are gay, sorry straights the ocean belongs to the gays

[justsomeantifas]

uHM friendly reminder uwu; (like the sound oo-woo semi-colon) 

Math is GAY anyone who tells you different is a Big Straight ally, and spreading PROPAGANDA.

[justsomeantifas]

Math being gay is how i graduated college, i will not stand for this hetero slander. What's next, Rocket Science? Everyone knows you can't be straight in space- and you need math to get there.

preach. Big Straight just wont stop, we need to let the people know the truth.

[justsomeantifas]

Don't lie to us. Math is that nerdy white boy who complains about the friendzone and whines about how no girl likes him. Math is a straight male feminist biding his time.

OMG HOW DARE YOU UNGAY MY MATH. THIS IS Big Straight PROPAGANDA. don’t listen to this BLATANT misinformation. MATH IS GAY.

[kidwithscarlettefever]

yeah? well i’d rather be fake and gay than real and straight! yeah? i’d rather be fakegay than gayfake and a girlfail over a boysuccess ANY day! yeah, i know you’re are and i am i (therefore i am) so who is going to clean your house mister president? mmhmm that’s what i thought.