#strangeandoffputting

[shanshu]

‘ i remember you being harder to scare. ‘

  ❥  for  @strangeandoffputting​

[thatslayer]

    XANDER HARRIS & WILLOW ROSENBERG ; the zeppo

[whatsbeautifulandbroken]

           When your bestie points out that Alec & Xander's ship name would be, 'Alexander' and it's completely unprompted. @strangeandoffputting​

[professional-brat]

One Dance Left || Xander & Kennedy

@strangeandoffputting

            It's a weird morning, and it's been a weird couple of weeks. The snowfall in the Midwest is everything the radio said it would be and it's got Kennedy questioning her rationale for heading for Lebanon to begin with.

At least it's sunny, that's something.

                    They're a few hours out, heading into Topeka, when she reaches for the volume to turn up The New Radicals on a classics station that fizzles out every time the highway turns them North. Kennedy peers over her shoulder at the girl sleeping in the back seat, "Are you for sure she's not gonna rip our guts out? My spider senses are going loco."

[iwannadogirlystuff]

continued @strangeandoffputting

“Ow. Figured as much.” Buffy’s working out her shoulder, rotating it in different directions before pulling it back and jerking it forward, audibly snapping it back into place. “Ow, again.”

There’s less wincing as she continues to roll it, though slower this time as the pain starts to settle and the shoulder readjusts. “Peachy keen. Just a little more fragile these days. Wasn’t exactly counting on the surprise sidekicking.” Sighing, Buffy twirls the stake back into her grip just for fancy effect and eases it back into her front jeans pocket. “Which begs the question and don’t think that i’m not happy to see you, but.. why are you out here in the graveyard? Alone, no less. Very sloppy.”

[thatslayer]

uncharted sentence starters for @strangeandoffputting​ | accepting "gotta say, you have a real knack for breaking things.”

                             "Yeah, well. In my defense,” she mumbles, spits a little blood and part of the werewolf’s ear onto the pavement then wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, “I was on my last give a crap before he jumped me.”

[thatslayer]

@strangeandoffputting​ liked for a group verse one-liner ; accepting

                 “Yeah, I’m trying this new thing where I don’t patrol with Ordinary Guy.”

[thatslayer]

“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “

                         “Fake blood? Whoa, dude… that’s a way better idea. Way to use the old melon, there, Harris.”