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Don't tell them about The Baby🥺
Maximilian Strauss’ babysitting : Him lounging on a couch with a goblet of blood while Lunchbox explains FNAF’s entire lore to him (through slideshows and charades.)
you're so fucking right. immense exchange of knowledge occurring in the tremere inner sanctum
Lunchbox could master blood magic but strauss could NEVER comprehend the total scope of fnaf lore from the matpat mpreg to other shit idk i never had a fnaf phase
Maximillian Strauss Reference
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Diviner Bureaucrat
Malkavian LaCroix AU - Nines/LaCroix - Graphic Depictions of Violence
Complete - 160k words, 27 chapters
A full moon hangs in the sky, three days after the Battle of Waterloo.
While Sebastian LaCroix was intended for clan Ventrue, the Malkavians had other plans.
In the twenty-first century, as the Anarch Free State begins to dissolve, everyone expects the Camarilla to make their move in an attempt to reclaim Los Angeles. But no one thought they'd install a Malkavian, of all things, as Prince. There's more than a fair share of uproar on both sides.
Jack, of course, thinks it's the funniest thing to happen to the city in decades, who knows what'll happen next.
After a long, long time I finally finished my malkavian lacroix fic! felt right to make a long chapter summary, with warnings, for people to take a look at.
I also have a playlist for this fic! Right Here
Chapter links below:
Strauss, most likely referring to something that actually happened: I haven't seen an incident this bad since the bite of '87.
Tremere fledgling with now eternal fnaf brainrot: YOU'RE A GAMER???
The ONLY characterisation of Strauss and the Tremere Fledgling that matters. Gamer brainrot vs academics for 800 years brainrot Fight
I like to think Strauss has very limited contact with Lunchbox. Not because he would do anything bad to her, but because the last time he got to watch her, he bought her like $5,000 worth of toys/clothes/or basically anything she wanted. If left together for more than an hour, LB is guaranteed to have a new plushie. Strauss would also get her things that most other Kindred wouldn't like human bones or a sword. But not a gun. He has standards.
I feel like Strauss would be very detached around Lunchbox because he's one of the oldest NPCs in VtMB and has had little to no interaction with children for centuries. Not that he's cruel of anything, just. Has no idea how to talk to this little thing that suddenly appeared in LA. Children like those little candies with the wrappers, right? Lunchbox won't steal his expensive and illegal thaumaturgy tomes if he gives her vampire-safe blood sweets, right?? it's a gamble he plays every damn time
Lunchbox is a curious creature by nature and probably checks the chantry out one night when Gary isn't keeping as close an eye on her. She's come to the conclusion Bald Grandpa tolerates her and rewards the bare minimum so long as she is less of a cretin than she normally is. Strauss probably bribes her into being quiet/behave well when she does manage to sneak in every now and again, and Lunchbox catches on to this tactic Quickly. It's her own personal christmas and I feel Strauss has enough funds that he doesn't really notice/care just how Much Lunchbox is weaselling out of him, as long as she behaves. He absolutely gets her a sword, all good vampire children should have a sword. If she so happens to turn it on a very surprised LaCroix... well.... that's just how LA is <3
do you have any headcanons about strauss?
ooooooo 👀 I don't have Many but here are what I've made for him (again, not set in stone nor do i intend to come across as if these are the Only Interpretations of Strauss)
A lot of this is extrapolated from what I've read on the VtMB and White Wolf wiki, all for peepaw <3
Born in the Styrian region of Austria in the early 1300s, to vintners who found their fortune in the Slovene Hills. Able to be sent off to convent schools where he was taught how to read and write Latin etc. I like to think the Tremere and other Kindred like Ventrue and Toreador had a hand in these schools, so they could pick out and groom potential candidates to Embrace.
Studied medicine in the Kingdom of Portugal, anatomy being his favourite subject.
Was Embraced in the mid-to-late 1300s, long before the Monmartre Pact which resulted in the Gargoyle Creation Rite to be destroyed and potentially ‘lost’ to Tremere embraced after 1489.
Was in his 20s when he was approached by his sire with an offer, upon accepting Strauss was groomed to be a Tremere and given time to study magic before being Embraced in his 40s/50s.
Is tall for his time period. Softer, though, as he never had a desire to take up any sports or physical hobbies, preferring to learn things like embroidery and calligraphy. nerd. But this does carry over to his study of thaumaturgy in that Strauss masters several paths relatively quickly, his dedication to the Tremere’s most valued skill making him very respected in the clan.
Mastered Biothaumaturgy, Path of Blood, and Path of Hearth, dabbles in Alchemy and Elemental Mastery because they’re familiar to what he learned during his human days. Probably takes a very academic approach to learning other disciplines, especially ones outside his clan (like Obfuscate); will note how different they ‘feel’ and the way his vitae reacts to the different levels of each.
Made the Gargoyle that we see in the game to protect the first chantry he was given regency over. Has been the sentinel of every chantry Strauss has presided over since its creation, before breaking away during the events of VtMB.
Owns a set of books bound in human leather, a gift from a Tzimisce acquaintance. Details rituals involving blood magic that have been banned from Camarilla Tremere for centuries, now.
As Regent he also trains apprentices, lower level and younger Tremere. I think he’s a very good teacher, the ones that always seem serious but start to thaw out in your last year of study. Has little tolerance for jokes and pranks, unless they have a certain... intelligent flair to them.
Has a soft spot for his younger Tremere. They’re his students, in one way or another, and Strauss does what he can to ensure his chantry is that of a place of learning and safety. The Tremere must stick together, in this World of Darkness.
Came to LA as Strauss felt the Tremere needed to establish themselves in an important coastal city before the Sabbat closed them in for good. Tolerates LaCroix because of this but knows he’d do a better job than the young Prince.
I can imagine some of the more influential Camarilla figures visiting LA might try and set up secret meetings with the ‘real’ Prince. Whether Strauss rejects them, touting respect for the Camarilla’s decision in LA’s first Prince in decades, or accepts said offers with a smug pride, is something very few are privy to.
Respects action, as seen with Strauss’ respect of Nines and lack thereof for LaCroix.
Would probably play Fucked Up Genius 3D Chess with Andrei and Ming Xiao. They’re all simultaneously winning and losing, and the result of the game will only be revealed in several years.
I don’t think he likes Isaac because Isaac does very little to protect his own ‘children’ and doesn’t seem as engaged with his barony as would be necessary in the tumultuous county. Would pity Ash.
Likes wearing heavy clothing and prefers almost all his body to be covered; it both shrouds and protects him from unseen eyes and hazardous experiments.
Very resistant to fire and its effect on his Beast, has probably trained it into himself personally so he can brood in front of the lit fireplace with a wineglass full of blood.
Fluent in Austrian, English, Portuguese, Latin, Greek, and French.