#andrei vtm

[iravaid]

Gary, after entering Lunchbox's room and finding Andrei: "What the FUCK are you doing here!"

Andrei, laying on his stomach like a school girl, watching T.V. with LB: "Shhhhhhhhh, we're watching Prehistoric Planet 2."

Gary, after entering Lunchbox's room and finding Andrei: "What the FUCK are you doing here?!"

Andrei, laying on his stomach like a school girl, watching T.V. with LB: "Shhhhhhhhh, we're watching Prehistoric Planet 2."

He's getting meat crimes ideas

[vtmb-references]

Archbishop Andrei Reference (including warform)

[robotslenderman]

You know, you have to hand it to Andrei. His house is full of blood, rotting flesh, and is absolutely trashed to the point that it’s overrun with swarms of flies, but at least he painstakingly keeps his personal appearance neat and tidy to the point of wearing a tie.

[playvoidbunny]

Andrei, master Tzimisce flesh weaver, was the true inventor of dinosaur chicken nuggets

[ayazani]

QUICK SKETCHES

[iravaid]

Lunchbox: “Twilight Sparkle was the main character, because she represented the element of friendship.”

Andrei, crying: “No, please. I just want to see my meat house again.”

Lunchbox: “I’M NOT DONE! And Rainbow Dash was like the sporty girl.”

She's held him hostage in his own goddamn meat house for three hours at this point

[iravaid]

Wombo VtMB brainrot

[iravaid]

Diviner Bureaucrat

Malkavian LaCroix AU - Nines/LaCroix - Graphic Depictions of Violence

Complete - 160k words, 27 chapters

A full moon hangs in the sky, three days after the Battle of Waterloo.

While Sebastian LaCroix was intended for clan Ventrue, the Malkavians had other plans.

In the twenty-first century, as the Anarch Free State begins to dissolve, everyone expects the Camarilla to make their move in an attempt to reclaim Los Angeles. But no one thought they'd install a Malkavian, of all things, as Prince. There's more than a fair share of uproar on both sides.

Jack, of course, thinks it's the funniest thing to happen to the city in decades, who knows what'll happen next.

After a long, long time I finally finished my malkavian lacroix fic! felt right to make a long chapter summary, with warnings, for people to take a look at.

I also have a playlist for this fic! Right Here

Chapter links below:

1 - The Transylvania Effect

In the aftermath of Waterloo, under the light of a full moon, Sébastien La Croix meets his demise.

2 - Living Death

Sébastien La Croix wakes up and experiences Kindred neonate-hood. In Los Angeles, Smiling Jack watches as Prince LaCroix makes his debut. 

Warning for implied rape

3 - Childe Amidst the Flowers

Dover’s Ventrue Prince offers Sébastien the chance for an out from his Sire’s coterie.

Warning for graphic depiction of someone being bludgeoned to death

Art of this scene by @beanphomet

4 - The Thaw of Spring

Sébastien recovers from the aftermath of the previous chapter. In LA, Nines Rodriguez and Prince LaCroix meet face to face. 

5 - Lear 1:4

Sebastian strains against his patron in South Africa, following the captivity of a Nagloper from the mines. 

Warning for violence, gore, panic attacks, and immolation - the lattermost involves a scene where kerosene is poured on someone’s face

6 - Carnival of Horrors

Prince LaCroix convinces Nines to investigate a murder scene with him.

Warning for graphic description of a mutilated corpse

7 - New York, New York

Sebastian LaCroix’s ninety years in New York City and his carving a place in the Camarilla. He learns how to fly.

Warning for violence, self-harm, threatened infanticide, mild sexual content, eye trauma, and allusions to past sexual assault

8 - Lyssa, Goddess of Frenzy

Nines finds the monster waiting in the junkyard, Sebastian comes to his aid.

Warning for graphic descriptions of violence, injury, and animal death

9 - Feel the Heat Beneath Your Fingers

Nines and Sebastian have a talk, following the events of the junkyard.

Warning for mild sexual content

10 - Saccades

The year long affair between Nines Rodriguez and Sebastian LaCroix.

Warning for mild sexual content, self harm, and mentions of gang violence.

11 - The Game Begins, A Pawn Is Moved

The Fledgling makes their appearance.

12 - The Curious Case of the City of Angels

In Los Angeles, Sebastian and the Sheriff investigate the Elizabeth Dane. In New York City, Gianni D’Angelo and Qadir al-Asmai investigate Sebastian.

13 - Night at the Museum: Bloodlines

Sebastian seeks out the Sarcophagus in the Museum of Natural History, as does a certain historian.

Warning for violence, graphic description of a mutilated corpse, and references to dissociation

14 - What Goes Around

Nines’ actions with the Prince catch up to him. Sebastian visits the Hollywood Cemetery.

Warning for blackmail and mentions of sex

15 - Ziener van Ardennen

The Deb of Night airs. Sebastian and the Sheriff are directed to 609 King’s Way. 

Warning for body horror, gore - general Vicissitude and Tzimisce jackassery

16 - Sever

Sebastian and Nines talk. It devolves.

Warning for threats of violence, mentions of gore

17 - Shedding Light

Damsel overhead their argument. Strauss approaches Beckett.

18 - The Giovanni Job

Bertram, Knox, Mitnick, Imalia, and some guy in a gimp suit rob the Giovanni.

Warning for violence and gore

19 - Come Stay! At The Cecil Hotel!

Sebastian and Beckett infiltrate the Cecil Hotel. A cab driver watches from the curb.

Warning for gun violence

20 - What Goes Around Reprise

Nothing remains hidden forever - Sebastian realises this when he returns to Venture Tower.

21 - Long Time No See

Sebastian comes face to face with his past, and is thrown out a window,

Warning for violence, eye trauma, and knife injuries

22 - Foxhole Musings

Sebastian, Mercurio, and the Sheriff regroup following the events in Venture Tower.

Warning for description of eye inury

Commission of this scene by @shrocreative

23 - Dragon's Stoop

The Sabbat make their attack on the Last Round. Nines encounters Andrei.

Warning for body horror, violence, gore, and graphic description of injury

24 - Lextalionis

Sebastian attempts to flee Santa Monica while evading the blood hunt. He gets a cab.

Warning for violence and a panic attack

25 - You're Going to China

Dissuaded from fleeing the city, Sebastian makes Ming Xiao an offer for a trade.

26 - Zulo

The Anarchs launch their counter-attack against the Sabbat. Nines gets help from an unlikely source.

Warning for gore, body horror, and graphic description of injury

27 - All That Could Ever Be

Horrified, yet resigned to his fate, Sebastian returns to Venture Tower. The conflict for Los Angeles comes to a head. 

Warning for torture, violence, mild body horror, and descriptions of gore

There is an embedded link to a song meant to be listened to as a companion to the final scene