i bring a gift :)
I ACCEPT YOUR GIFT WITH GREAT JOY!
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i bring a gift :)
I ACCEPT YOUR GIFT WITH GREAT JOY!
Let us now continue the story of Adam Driver and the No Good Very Small Chair
you talking about fragrances is so confusing to me,,, like as someone who has only worn a tocca 'maya' sample i got from sephora and then my mums clinique 'happy' when i was in middle school
i genuinely have no clue what bergamot is or what a woodsy scent means so like reading the a/b/o fic i'm just like "shit, sounds good enough for me"
You know what it really boils down to?
Mmmm. Big man smell good. Want to lick.
YOUNG ADAM PICS FEED MY UNIVERSITY AU SOUL TO THE BRIM
LIKE AS MUCH AS MATURE AND EXPERIENCED PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTIVE
THE FEELING OF TWO INEXPERIENCED JUST TURNED ADULTS TRYING TO FIND THEIR WAY IN THE WORLD TOGETHER IS JUST SUCH A NEAR AND DEAR CONCEPT
JUST AWKWARD PEOPLE IS SO ATTRACTIVE CAUSE ITS SO FUCKING REAL AND IM GOING TO GO SCREAM NOW
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME ON THIS DAY
OH MY GOD I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I AGREE WITH THIS
IT'S THE ~BABIE~ VIBES FOR ME
IT'S THE EXCITING ~NEWNESS~ OF IT ALL
IT'S ~DISCOVERING EACH OTHER TOGETHER~
ugh also i'm just going to tack these pictures on here because they make my heart explode
something i love about AD (tho i also notice it with pedro too) is his ability to completely disapear into his roles. like obviously i still recognize him as AD but also he feels like a different person. maurizio and flip are two different people completely, i genuinely wouldnt recognize them as the same actor if i wasnt such a AD simp
YES BABE I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. It's just wild!!! When he takes on a character, THE DUDE GOES IN.
to make up for the pennywise looking ass hairline
i dont know if it's an edit, but! it gives me major teen clyde au vibes, like i just imagine him and the reader character being the shy quiet kids, best friends and him just wanting to give you a big sloppy kiss—he's still growing into his long limbs and large hands, this man is a walking baby giraffe—everytime he looks at you he goes all blushy. maybe he gets up the nerve to ask you out—although you should say in because you just ordered a pizza and watched a movie while trying to gauge how much contact should be happening. a sex scene comes on and the lead starts eating out the other, as i said he's still growing and lord knows it doesnt take much for pubescent teens to get rock solid. you hear him mumble through puffy lips "wanna do that to you", he wasn't expecting you to be up for it. so he's got the door locked and his chair in front of it so jimmy doesn't break in like he does, your bottoms are off and he's about ready to go feral from the sweet musky smell. he ghosts his fingers through your folds, fuck it's so warm, he thinks to himself. his mouth goes right down to your bud, sex ed was shit but his brother didn't want clyde to be completely clueless about sex. the soft intake of air from you mouth followed by a lone groan encouraged him to keep going, he sucked and licked at your cunt like a peach, like it was his last meal. he would be lying if he said he hadn't thought abiut this before, it was even better than his fantasies
anyway i wasn't intended to write all of this but here it is, not proofread and im shite at finishing smut
OH MY FUCK
OKAY WELL YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE INNOCENCE KINK
I’M DED
coming out from my cave (i have an urge to make the reference but i wont :( ) just to send this and run away back to my depths
Well if you won’t say it, I will… I HOPE YOU’RE DOING JUST FINE!!!! It’s wonderful to hear from you, pal!
That said, how DARE you drop Ben Solo Good Boy Sweater cosplay and run. HOW DARE 😹
heeyyyyyyy i haven't been on in a while because school has been kicking my mentally ill ass and this is the first free weekend i have so i can actually decompress. im probably gonna play the sims (aka just make outfits and build houses) and watch great mouse detective, like a properly functioning adult.
I LOVE THIS FOR YOU <3
SELF CARE BABEY WE STAN IT
YOU DESERVE TIME TO REST AND RELAX
again, I just want to reiterate that there are strong Great Mouse Detective vibes going on here
im just a tired lady who goes back to work tomorrow so i will share what words i can manage to write. in my head this is a model!sackler au
the old AD pics give me vibes of like ratty drug dealer at your campus who flirts with all the girls and is a bit douchy tbh. a big later down the line, you've graduated, just started a career, and laugh with your friends about the weird guy you got weed from who sometimes was in the same class as you.
but then one day you decide to look him up on facebook—the universal portal to check on people who peaked in highschool—and you see that he's a fucking famous model now. you werent sure if you had the wrong guy so you shot him a text asking if he was the sams guy from university, he was.
what you werent expecting was him to ask if you wnated to get drinks and catch up, he even said he'd pay. your first thought was, free drinks fuck yeah.
~time skip wattpad style cause im lazy~
fuck he's so good with his mouth, in your experience guys with looks like him got by being shit at sex, but lord does he know what he's doing. "ya know in school i always thought you were a dick" you panted out, he stopped sucking on your clit to look up at you, but he was still pumping his fingers deep in you. "cause i was" he said matter of factly, going right back to your soaked cunt.
god i need to figure out how to finish smut, i can never get past oral, probably cause it's always what i read in smut and then skip over most of the actual sex so.....
Oh so I see how it is wE'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME NOW HUH?