I Was Born to Love You
Dean was in trouble, in a sense. See, he had seen his brother in the showers. And that was fine, except that Sam had been singing and dancing to Queen. In a decidedly not little-brother-innocent way.
And the trouble all came from the fact that he couldn’t possibly ask Sam about it, because then he’d have to admit he’d been spying on his brother’s showers. Like the pervert he was. And Sam knew he was a perv. But Sam might feel that watching him in the shower was entirely too much. So Dean just let it be.
Except that something seemed to have gotten into Sam. He was much more provocative, and he started wandering between the showers and his room in just a bathrobe. Dean was losing his mind.
It wasn’t the last time Dean ever saw Sam putting on a show in showers either.
Dean’s baby brother obsession was reaching new heights. It was bad enough he could no longer see Sam without a blush. And Sam, the bastard, didn’t even seem to notice! Dean felt like he had a crush, and Dean didn’t do crushes! Dean was cool. Dean was suave, mature, smooth with everyone…. And Dean was totally flustered by his baby brother. Dammit.
After about a week of this torture, Sam beckoned him. “I got something to show you, Dean.” Dean followed, because of course he did, because it was Sam and what else could Dean do?
Sam brought Dean into his bedroom, then went over to the dresser. He pulled out a box that Dean hadn’t seen for years. It hasn’t shown up since Stanford almost. Dean got nervous. “It’s okay, Sammy, you don’t gotta—“
Sam cut him off with a bitchface. “As if I’d be showing you anything if I hadn’t already thought about it. I thought you’d enjoy finding out how I made money at Stanford.”
Dean tilted his head, confused. “I dunno, I just kinda assumed you made green juice in college, or something.”
Sam’s mouth grew noticeably thinner. “Ha ha,” he said flatly, “but no. I was—“ he opened the box and poured a bunch of photos on his bed “—a stripper.”
Dean choked. “S-sorry did you say…. Stripper?”
Sam nodded cheerfully, picking up a photo showing him in a gorgeous flamboyant pink, sheer robe, complete with dyed feathers. Dean choked again.
“My baby brother…. A stripper. A-are you…. Gay? Was your relationship with Jessica a… what do you call it?”
Sam laughed. “Lavender relationship? Nope. I’m pansexual. Interested in everybody.” He caught Dean’s eye meaningfully. “Everybody.”
Dean flushed.
Sam grinned. “Why don’t you look at those photos? Long as you want, and if you help me install a pole, I’ll even give you a private show.” He winked, and practically sailed out of the room. Dean was left speechless.















