#stripperluke

[bitchinvrgo]

[mikeys-thighs]

SORRY WHAT THE FUCK I MEANT THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!1!!1 DO YOU LIKE THEM I SAW SIDNEY CROSBY ON MY DASH AND IM GOING TO FIGHT

officially I am torn between the San Jose Sharks and Pittsburgh bc the Sharks are my home team but idk man there is just something ‘bout the Pens that attracts me to them. if you would like I can tag my Sidney posts. I really don’t want to fight you but if it comes down to it then SQUARE UP 

[bitchinvrgo]

*Kiss me, Kiss me starts playing*

Me: no I hate this song

Me by the end of the song: yeS BITcH TELL ME tHAT yOu'LL SEe ME AgaIN nEVER SAy gOoDBYE BItcH HeRE'S TO fUCKINg TeENAGe MEmORIES

[bitchinvrgo]

[hemmoful]

Can I just quickly say that you're so fucking beautiful and your eyes are so amazing like wtf

this is so sweet!! i needed this today, honestly. thank u beautiful (◡‿◡✿) 

[bitchinvrgo]

Dear god,

please let there be no drama over this break.

Sincerely, the 5sosfam

[bitchinvrgo]

Me after listening to Jet Black Heart

[bitchinvrgo]

Okay how crazy is this we have the same name (except I spell mine with a y) are the same age, both live in the us (kind of a stretch) and both like 5sos (another stretch) I just think that's kind of cool lol

that’s actually so awesome omg like we’re actually the same. i’ve never met another gabby who was into 5sos, lived in the same country and was the same age im honestly so excited now omfg dude we should talk more (im so awkward rn smh)