#strongest ever

[chocobudgie]

... Do you even lift?

[dinosaur-j]

whats up magmalites. im the strongest man in the world. im the biggest buffest beefmaster in the world. you checking my hunks? i see you there brah. gawking up the gazers i see. well no fear bro. theres plenty of beef to go around. im so meaty i sweat big hams that have bones sticking out for you to hold onto while you eat the ham. im a meat factory. ill crush garbage cans in my biceps. ill crush garbage trucks with my triceps. and the garbage men? lets just say my quads are at max capacity bro. im like a walking dream. i shake the earth around me when i flex, and it sets off all the car alarms in the neighbourhood. basically, what im saying here bro, is that i am beefy- youve never seen girthitude of this level before bro. and you never will again. im lightning fast. my synapses convert thought into speed. im a limper of lightning. if you blink once ill be gone, leaving only two giant smouldering craters where my feet were. because the force of my muscles taking off puts craters in the concrete bro. i just walked into the muscle contest convention and my forehead smashed a segment out of the concrete doorway. i have a reinforced muscle magnon skull. they call me the pro magnon because im a professional magnon. i just moved my back muscles like an ocean wave and carried a little fruit up to my mouth and chewed it up and spit it out. thats right bro. i dont need food anymore. as i said, i sweat hams, i convert energy into matter because i am just that big. i just tied some rubber bands around a water melon and i got to around 100 bands before it started to split. it reminds me of how i flex on water melons and crack them like ashes. damn bro. thats how i shower. basically, what im saying is that i am the strongest and biggest muscle on earth, and damn right, im logging in.

[cyre-the-saiyan]

For those who want to Know my power levels, here they are.... For those who don't know what super Saiyan white is, here's a link: http://dragonplanet.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_White

Base form: 3,250,050,000 Ozaro: 32,500,500,000 Base form (max strength):81,251,250,000 SSJ1: 4,062,562,500,000 SSJ1 (second grade): 4,875,075,000,000 SSJ1 ( third grade): 7,312,612,500,000 SSJ2: 8,125,125,000,000 SSJ3: 32,500,500,000,000 SSJ4: 48,750,750,000,000 Base form (god essence): 81,251,250,000,000 SSG: 2,742,229,687,500,000 SSB: 4,875,075,000,000,000 SSB (Kaio-Ken x50): 243,753,750,000,000,000 mastered SSB (SSJ white): 48,750,750,000,000,000,000,000

[asideofapes]

Brooke Davis, my heart goes out to you.