Apr 30, 2023
Lando: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Lance: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Lando: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Lance: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Lance: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Lando and I are dating.
Lando, George, Alex, Charles, and Max: *gasp*
Lance: Lando, why are you surprised?!
Lance: We’re getting married, bitches!
Lando: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Lando: I like your new pants!
Lance: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Lando: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Lance: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Lando: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Lance: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Lando.
Lando: Lance asked me out today.
Daniel: Well what did you say?
Lando: Nothing.
Daniel: What do you mean nothing?
Lando: I panicked, dabbed and ran away.
Lando: *hugs Lance from behind*
Lando: *softly runs his fingers through Lance's hair*
Lando: *whispering* Eat all the animal crackers again and we’re fucking done.
Lando: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Lance: *choking* WHAT-
Lando: *confused* A quickie. You know, those french egg tarts.
Lance: Lando, that’s a QUICHE.
Lando: We need new nicknames for each other
Lance, grinning: Okay!
Lando: Great! How does boyfriend sound?