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Lando: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Lance: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Lance: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Lando and I are dating.

Lando, George, Alex, Charles, and Max: *gasp*

Lance: Lando, why are you surprised?!

Lance: We’re getting married, bitches!

Lando: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Lando: I like your new pants!

Lance: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Lando: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Lance: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Lando: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Lance: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Lando.

Lando: Lance asked me out today.

Daniel: Well what did you say?

Lando: Nothing.

Daniel: What do you mean nothing?

Lando: I panicked, dabbed and ran away.

Lando: *hugs Lance from behind*

Lando: *softly runs his fingers through Lance's hair*

Lando: *whispering* Eat all the animal crackers again and we’re fucking done.

Lando: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Lance: *choking* WHAT-

Lando: *confused* A quickie. You know, those french egg tarts.

Lance: Lando, that’s a QUICHE.

Lando: We need new nicknames for each other

Lance, grinning: Okay!

Lando: Great! How does boyfriend sound?

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