May 1
the problem is that in the beginning god created the stucky gay hockey au, and then later god said, let there be ilya, and there was ilya, and he was so hot and interesting that he couldn't be allowed to roam the soil she had created like that all by his lonesome (which, i mean, fair), and SH, her favourite angel, was already busy, so SH2 was created from ilya's rib—yeah the one she took out so that he could fellate himself during the time he was existing unattached in her mind—and SH2 ate the shame apple that she put in his hands because it was part of the annoying performance enhancing diet she gave him and then he ruined everything