yea idk. this is the q&a metioned in this post. 1.5k words... and its all bf!sapnap 😁😁
the spaces between questions are supposed to indicate that a little time has passed, like a cut that would be in a video.
shout out to 🐬 anon for helping me with some of the questions! theyre absolutely amazing 💜💜
anyway, enjoy! or dont.... :) m.list
you and nick sat infront of your desk, both of you going through your phones, making sure you have the questions you both picked out from the responses on your tweet.
you put your phone down and set up your recording. nick reached over, keeping his eyes on his phone, placing his hand on your thigh. it was almost like second nature for him to then start rubbing his hand up and down your thigh.
you pause for a moment, your camera recording. you looked at the moniter that showed you what your camera was seeing. at the very bottom, nicks hand was clearly in your lap, moving slowly. the sight made butterflies flutter in your stomach for a moment.
"you ready?" you ask, looking over at your boyfriend, your eyes darting to the hand on your thigh before looking back up.
"mhmm..." he hummed, double checking one last time before looking up and smiling at you.
"okay then..."
"hey, guys! so, we're finally doing that q&a that we said we might do during our announcement video!" you said, smiling into the camera. "we- well, I tweeted out 'ask questions for a couple q&a' which is kinda cringey but gets the point across!" you laughed awkwardly.
"yea, i mean, to be fair, we just needed something to get people to ask questions," nick said shrugging comically by lifting his arms.
"yea..." you said trailing off. "okay lets start!"
'when did you start dating?'
you read the question out loud, looking up into the camera, "a few months ago. this past november," nick nodded in agreement.
"that kinda goes with one of my questions 'how long did you guys like eachother before you started dating?'"
"oh.... umm..." you trailed off, thinking back to a few months ago when you both started talking.
"ive liked you since the first moment i saw you," nick said dreamily making you shake your head with a snile.
"shut up," you said with a giggle. "i think it was maybe a few months before then... august, september-ish? i think by then it was less of a platonic relationship if im honest."
you looked over at nick, to see him already staring at you. you smiled at him in confusion, tilting your head slightly.
"i think i liked you before then. i always thought you were really pretty. and like you were funny and nice. it just changed for some reason," he said looking into your eyes softly. "and im glad it did..."
you let out a soft breath in surprised confusion. you looked back at the camera and tried to hide your smile.
"phew... okay your turn to read a question!" you said, trying to shift the tension.
"i just did, peaches," he said nonchalantly. you looked into the camera, your eyes widening for a second before you tried to hide the flustered look on your face.
'what did the dream and george think when you told them you were dating?'
"dream already knew i was going to ask you out the night it happened. i had been talking to him about it a lot and he had kinda been telling me to just get it over with," nick said, looking at you as he spoke.
"poor guy," you said shaking your head. "he had to hear about how much you were falling in love with me." you said, flipping your hair.
"yea, he did get tired of hearing about it," he said laughing. "and george just kinda knew, i guess."
you laughed, "he texted me like a week before we officially started dating. he asked me 'are you and sapnap dating? or is it going to happen anytime soon?' and didnt know what to tell him."
'who asked out who?'
you raised your eyebrows at him in amusement once he read the question, "you should answer this one, lover boy."
nick chuckled softly and smiled. "i asked her out..."
you waited for him to continue before you realized he wasnt going to. "oh, come on," you scoffed. "okay, he called me super late at night and-"
"no! they dont need to know all of that!"
"and he basically told me that he loved me and that he wanted to be my boyfriend."
nick groaned as his face began to turn red. you grinned at him and gave him a peck on his cheek. he playfully shoved you away as you giggled.
'do you have nicknames for eachother yet?'
"just babe and baby, really..." you said, trying to recall anything youve called him aside from his name.
"same for me... and i call you peaches," he says, failing to hold back a grin as he looks at the way you shake your head.
"and mamas-"
"okay! next question!" he cut you off, causing you to let out a loud laugh.
nick looked at the camera mischievously as you waited for him to ask the next question.
'favourite position?'
"i think mine would have to be cowgirl," he says nonchalantly, keeping his eyes on his phone as he answers.
your eyes widen at him before your hand shoots to cover your mouth in shock. you turn to stare at the camera, speechless as you lean foreward and rest your elbows on your desk, covering your face in embarrassment.
nick giggles loudly, his face turning a deeper shade of red as he watches your body shake in embarrassed laughter.
"what is wrong with you?!" you yell, your voice slightly muffled by your hands.
he let out a similar high pitched laugh as he got up from his chair and covered his face in embarrassment.
you turned your face in your hands to look at him as he shook his head at you, a groan leaving both of you.
"im keeping that in."
"no youre not!"
"i have to!" you said laughing at the way he shakes his head at you. "youre the one that said it!!"
"but your not supposed to-" he groans, "dont put it in!"
"its going in!" you bleeped him saying which position in post
'is yn moving into the dream team house?'
nick looked at you, not knowing how to approach answering your question.
"i think it would make sense in terms of me being the 'honourary dream team member'," you said with air quotes. "but i dont think i will be moving in." you finish with a smile and looking back down at your phone to find your next question.
"wait you dont want to move in?" nick asks, looking at you in confusion with his head tilted slightly.
"thats not what i said," you said with a confused smile.
"so why dont you?" he asked, this time more as an invitation.
"wha- i mean-" you stammered trying to think of a way to make sense of what just happened. "you want me to?"
"of course i do," he smiled.
he leaned in and gave you a peck on your lips. you smiled and your eyes darted down to his lips again. you licked your lips subtly before leaning back in and kissing him longer this time.
nick reached his hand up to hold the side of your neck as he deepened the kiss. he licked your upper lip, causing you to lightly part them. he took that as a chance to pull on your bottom lip and lightly suck on it before pulling away from you completely.
he pulled away and licked his lips as he nonchalantly pulled out his phone to find his next question.
you looked at him speechlessly and flustered. if you looked close enough at his phone, youd notice he was staring at his home screen, also trying to compose himself. you were just trying to make a mental note to cut that out of the video. you did dw
'why did you decide to announce it now?"
"i think it was just that it felt right," you said, shrugging. "we have been officially dating for like five months-"
"technically four,"
"no?"
"baby, yes,"
"nick, if it was the end of november-"
"its not even a week of november that we dated!"
"and then the entirety of december, january, february, and now the end of march?!"
"thats four months, baby. and maybe a week!" he said waiting for you to do the math in your head. your eyes darted around as you thought for a second. then you pursed your lips and looked away from both nick and the camera in embarrassment.
"I'll still love you dont worry," nick said, reaching back over to your thigh and giving it a soft squeeze.
"shut up," you said rolling your eyes.
"wait, have a question," nick said as you were about to say your next one.
"okay," you said, unsuspecting.
'how many times a week do you have sex?'
"nick!" you look at him in disbelief.
he giggles mischievously, "it really depends on the week, sometimes its every-"
"okay! thats all we need for today!"
"isnt it 'all we have for today'?" he asks with a smirk.
"no today, its all we need," you glare at him. "im done with this q&a," you say as you shake your head.
"thank you guys so much for watching! i hope you enjoyed? dont go subscribe to him! but definitely subscribe to me!" you say with a smile on your face.
"what why?!"
yea idk if i like this much, its kinda bad. i hope you enjoyed. comment, request shit, like. idk 💜 -nony
"So you must tell me." Navra takes a dramatic sip from her tea, a Prakran mix she and Nahara brought especially for her, "That apprentice of yours, the magician...Nasmira and I were...curious about the nature of your relationship." She tries, and fails, to hide her smile behind her tea cup.
Nadia hadn't understood why Navra and Nahara and Nasmira stayed an extra week, watching as the other three sailed away, until that very moment.
This was a setup, and Nadia wasn't particularly certain she wanted to play into their game.
"Yes!" Nasmira sets her cup of tea aside, clasping her hands, "I saw the two of you sneak off the other night. Are they...you know?"
Nadia pretends not to know. "Know what?"
"Are they any good in bed?" Nahara has long finished her tea, sitting with her hands between her knees, a shit-eating grin on her lips.
Nadia loses her composure for a fraction of a second, choking on her drink. After setting it aside, she manages, "I hardly think that's proper."
Navra sucks her teeth, "Please! When have we ever been 'proper', Nadi? We want at least some details!"
Nadia knows there will be no end to this, so she simply sighs.
"I think I love them."
Navra gasps, covering her mouth with both hands and squealing while Nasmira claps and grins loudly...somehow. Nahara only smiles, wringing her hands together.
"And they're wonderful in bed." Nadia grabs her tea once more, intent to leave it at that.
Bucky and tony are in the kitchen bitching [again] as Steve walks in. Looking at his hands a little confused. "You okay there captain dipshit?" Tony asked. Bucky just rolled his eyes at tony. Taking a sip of whatever was in Steve's earlier discarded cup.
Steve: "natasha taught. Me how to. 'Finger-Bang'."
Bucky: literally choking on his drink knowing exactly what that meant.
Tony: "she.......did what?....did you two?..."
Steve: holding his hands up. Making the finger gun hand pose. Before mumbling. "Bang" "Bang"
Bucky: taking a deep relieved breath, "thank God that's my Job-" earning a curiously look from steve.
Steve: "but she just taught me." - "Never mind!" Came bucky's response.
300 words or lessfolie à deux - madness shared by two
Yu was sweating.
The schoolroom’s central air conditioning was broken, that was the problem. Kashiwagi-sensei was in a state complaining endlessly about the oppressive summer heat, sweat soaking her shirt and exposing the colored bra she wore. Under different circumstances Yu would appreciate the view since she was going to so much trouble to avoid replacing the shirt; but he had a bigger issue pressing on him. Quite literally. And he was sorely tempted to not defuse it, for once.
This wasn’t supposed to happen. Least of all to him. He placed value in his image. It was important he remain collected. No one respected teenagers that acted like...teenagers. His dignity mattered. He couldn’t afford for it to become compromised. His position swung on his ability to project calm authority.
Yosuke knew that perfectly well and now he was doing what he always did when he got bored: do something to rattle Yu’s cage. This time he might succeed. Yu tried to think of a reason not to go through with this but he kept losing track of all the usual excuses.
Yu inhaled and the sweat on Yosuke’s neck, only inches from his face, made his knees wobble. Yosuke’s hand was on his belt. His breath scattered past Yu’s ear.
“This isn’t cooling off,” Yu said, trying to interject sanity back into their lunch hour. “Your suggestions suck.”
“You’re right,” Yosuke muttered and the shimmer of air past Yu’s ear sent his head lolling back. Yosuke laughed and blew again just to make Yu’s hips thrust up and cram against Yosuke’s, held there by a helpful hand that settled on Yu’s backside. Yup, there was no way Yosuke missed the results of that. “From the feel of it though, you don’t mind, right?” And he licked Yu’s exposed neck.
