Sherlock: John, imagine, with you’re military background and medical knowledge you’re the perfect assistant!
John: Sherlock, no, I’m in the middle of a tournament and my team needs me for this raid!
Sherlock: You said you’d call me before you raided the dragon’s temple... I wanted to watch you play. I thought we agreed... I have redbulls chilling in the fridge John...
John: *shoves at him* That’s not till tonight when HomelessAvocado84 is online! This is just a bandit stronghold, settle down. I’m not playing without you!
*Sounds of battle from game*
Sherlock: is that a pirate?
John: Sherlock! Will you please get off and go do your.. science
Sherlock: I’m not leaving without you! I need you!
Greg: Should I umm, wait in the car?
Sherlock: YES!
John: YES! TAKE HIM WITH YOU!
Sherlock: *moves closer* JOHN! JOHN you’re not realizing...
John: MOTHER OF GOD SHERLOCK!
Sherlock: How can you turn this down!? Look at this blue John, look at it! this is crystallized foot prints to the greatest drug lord of all time!
John: My knight is dying Sherlock..
*loud screaming*
John: make that my entire clan...
John: THAT’S IT GET OFF!
Sherlock: NO JOHN NO!! *they fall over* Wow you’re using the body wash I picked out for you...
John: YOU LUNATIC GET OFF ME!!!
Sherlock: AGREE TO BE MY ASSISTANT!
Greg: Yup, (Walks towards the door)
John: Sherlock, you drove Greg out! This looks so wrong get OFF!
Sherlock: I have a grip like a python John
Greg: *from the stairs* And on that note, I’ll be in the car...
John: *tries to shake him off* OFF!
Sherlock: NNOOO!!! *clings to leg*
John: Sherlock, are you FIVE!? this is embarrassing!
Sherlock: But, I NEED you! Anderson is INCOMPETENT, Donovan is stubborn and rude, no one will work with me anymore cause I make them look so stupid just by observing simple things.
John: *Frustrated sigh* I know, okay, I know.
Sherlock: If you don’t like the case after we solve it then I’ll never ask you again.
John: Promise?
Sherlock: YES! I promise.
John: Okay, trail basis, first. can you get off me now?
Sherlock: Yeah
Sherlock: trust me John, you won’t regret this!
John: Okay, I’m trusting you.
PREVIOUS / NEXT?
*** I actually made this the day I made the first part, but the tones were so different I wasn’t ever going to post it. However after all these weeks I’ve just decided that okay...
Since I accidentally destroyed their apartment I’m not sure what’s going to happen next or what I’ll do but, I do enjoy making these even if they’re wacky and weird AF. These are fun to make. ***
