Dec 15, 2021
Ugh universe is this a joke?!
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Ugh universe is this a joke?!
Me: binge-watches Minecraft speedrunners on my alt youtube account. These have probably two to three times the f-bombs per minute of anything I have ever watched in my life, and the twitch streams they are mostly taken from are frequently marked as mature. Sexually suggestive humor is not uncommon.
YouTube: Clearly this account belongs to a minor, look at how much kids content they're watching!
I swear all the apps waited to show me all the alt goth girls with pretty hair until after I'd used up all my swipes thinking there was no alt goth girls with pretty hair 😩
booktok
Okay I know I’m old and stuff at 28, but who are these irl book tiktok girls!? I never, ever suffer from “fomo” with social media as I’m quite content in my self-actualized introverted, enneagram 5 life, but I clicked on one fantasy book tiktok and now I’m getting a bunch more and... and...
How do they have the time? How do they have the money? How do they make their shelves so damn color-coded and cute. I’ve always been proud of my bookshelves and collection (although, still entirely unsure how to properly display comics in the limited space that is a 2bedroom two dog apartment) but it doesn’t compare in the slightest to theirs. And, not to mention, I’ve just become financially stable enough to shop for books weekly, and yet their shelves are loaded with brand new hardbacks. Hardbacks!
Anyway, I know I’m late to the party, but my mind is just blown.
Me: *watches an exercise video for a PE lesson*
The ads algorithm: Are you a disgusting fatty? Do you want to try our juice cleanse? Beach body now? The doctors hate her learn one wierd trick to lose 50 kilograms in ten seconds flat?
My Sons of Anarchy plot bunny got flagged for content. Given the content of the show, it seems like a sign to me.
Me: posts Art
Everyone on every social platform, ever:
Haha Facebook's algorithm is throwing makeup ads at me now because I binged John Maclean vids yesterday and I’m just like: joke’s on you FB, I don’t use makeup at all, I just like staring at gorgeous people who do.