#stupid quote

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

All the things I am knowledgeable about are ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

[paztelstarrz]

USELESS QUOTE OF THE DAY THAT I DEF DIDN’T MAKE UP! ”ITS BETTER TO BE THE REPLACEMENT THEN THE ONE BEING REPLACED!”

haha uhm uhh please think my quote is cool

[the-bisexual-bitch]

"would you rather be right or have friends" BE RIGHT! I'd rather be correct! Every time! I don't want misinformed friends. I don't like being around people who spread misinformation. My behavior reflects that. I want to be right.

[the-bard-is-bored]

Things heard in my classroom today (four lessons) day 1

Letters stand for people’s names

“I swear math is trying to kill me”

“Mmmm G, youre so sexy” (straight dude to another straight dude)

“She’s drawing fanart of me and W as ferret femboys”

*points at fidget snake* “im gonna shove this so far up your ass”

*Chasing N* “GIVE ME YOUR CHICKEN NUGGETS” (the boy did not have any chicken nuggets, and this was completely unprompted)

*running manically* “I’m going to grab your ass, N”

Which he replied with “I don’t mind it if it’s you W”

(Same guys from the fanart)

[evie7common]

“I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so prolific the creatures seem … Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters?”

— Sherlock Holmes

[meowing-hamster]

New Taylor: sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now... why? Oh, cause she's dead.

Old Taylor: quit telling everybody I'm dead!

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

If you water water, it grows.

[hatsunemikuismyspiritanimal]

I'd like to thank my fingers for getting me through math. I knew I could always count on them.