Facebook, Part I: People Who Post Too Many Inane Life Events
(Facebook is like a sieve, that goes through the entire population of which MANY people are idiots, and ends up with a population where MOST people are idiots. While a handful of people use Facebook thoughtfully, to keep up with family and friends and occasionally post interesting, culturally relevant topics, most of Facebook has turned into a circus of self-worship and...well...idiocy. In the coming days, we will be posting our multi-part analysis of Facebook Idiots.)
No. One. Gives. A. Shit. If someone actually does care it’s either to make fun of you or gossip about you. We don’t care that you just put a chicken in the oven for dinner. We don't care that you are going to visit your grandmother today. We know if it’s raining by looking out the window. We know if it’s sunny by looking out the window. We know what ice cream looks like and salad and a muffin and a cappuccino and any other food or drink item there is. We don’t care that your air conditioner broke or that the power is out. And why is the first thing you do post it on Facebook if that is the case? Doesn’t it waste precious battery on your phone or computer? Why did Facebook start anyway? Wasn’t it to get connected to other students at the college you were going to attend and to make a network? Now it’s about showing off and bragging and being fake.