does anyone have any headcanons for how bi han would be as a boyfriend… or husband….
(mostly looking for sfw as i already have PLENTY for nsfw 😈)
he’d definitely get nicer and more patient after falling in love :3 i also headcanon his evil motives would either fade as he formed a genuine relationship with someone, or it get fueled if he dated someone equally evil lol
bi-han with a partner who's just a m e n a c e and makes his life a living hell. teases him. laughs at him. does not take him seriously. uggh i live for that shit.
warnings: crackhead post, wrote this in like 92 seconds (real), nsfw only towards the end but it's nothing sexual if that makes sense lmao, reader is out of their mind
bi-han x black biracial reader (gn!)
this bitch pretend dives off of furniture then says "guys guess who i am". kuai liang and tomas find it hilarious and bi-han threatens to break your hip flexor.
was there when he said "freeze where you stand" you actually gasped out loud and spun your head violently, nearly exposing the entire lin kuei attack as a test- liu kang literally needed to calm you down with how flabbergasted you were. kept whispering to bi-han as you followed him and the brothers down stairs to liu kang that you couldn't believe he made a fucking ice pun
absolutely appears out of nowhere behind bi-han and announces your presence by saying "freeze where you stand" now. bi-han has aged like 50 years with this.
you told kung lao -who naturally started to say it around bi-han too- and now he's plotted both your assassinations.
"obey your grandmaster!" is followed by loud laughter and patting the nearest person on the back as you walk out the room wiping a tear from your eye.
which is followed by an immediate ice block to the head.
you two are glued to the hip, leaning, cuddling or hugging at any given moment... which was quite the shock to kuai liang and tomas. if they mention the fact bi-han is sprawled out over you with your legs somehow resting over his chest, and his swept over the arm of the chair, he will flat out deny it.
"you look quite comfortable, brother"
"what nonsense are you speaking about?"
"it's not bad, bi-han, you two look cute!"
"i have no idea what you're talking about."
"..."
"..."
"obey your grandmaster!"
and bi-han flicks you against the forehead.
you're the only person who gives the same shit bi-han gives to everyone else. arguments aren't common between you two, surprisingly, (to the shock of all around) but when you guys do fight... somebody's ending up in a headlock.
raiden and kenshi remember training one day, noticing bi-han walking across the courtyard, and then hearing your loud, raging screams across said courtyard as you threatened to use his cryomancy as a dildo so he can go fuck himself. suffice it to say, raiden and kenshi called it a day- and decided to see what new video johnny was filming around the temple.
his brothers thought bi-han pointed a lot at them- babe- kuai liang and tomas have seen nothing! they see that finger pointing ↘️↗️➡️↙️⬆️⬅️↖️ at you at all hours of the day for literally any reason.
absolutely roasted this man for getting his ass beat by johnny cage- but then you gave him kisses and hugs and said "you'll get 'em next time champ" which resulted in bi-han tossing you in the nearest body of water.
the two of you sleep like someone tried to rob you in the middle of the night. sheets scattered, pillows on the floor, and the two of you lost in limbs and hair as your foreheads are pressed together. tomas barged in one morning to ask bi-han for something, and legitimately thought you'd both been murdered by the state of your bedroom. it took you scream laughing and bi-han throwing a lamp from his nightstand for tomas to realize you two were very much alive.
(you definitely wacked bi-han in the face and told him to apologize for throwing a lamp at his brother, to which he begrudgingly did)
you'll say something outta pocket, laugh in his face when bi-han orders you to do something, and he'll scowl at you, growl, then kiss you on the forehead and walk away. it never ceases to shock you, you're literally standing there frozen (hehe) no thoughts going through your mind, but that quickly turns into giggling and blushing. bi-han adores forehead kisses, and it's one of the few times he can get back at you and leave you flabbergasted.
Warnings: None, just fluff. Reader referred to as 'wife' once, otherwise just described as being smaller than Bi-Han
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Bi-Han never expected much from you, nothing besides everlasting loyalty and respect. That is what he expected of everyone within the Lin Kuei. But you weren't just anyone, you were his wife. Where with everyone else he maintained the look and attitude that he always had, with you, for once, he could relax.
When your arms wrapped around his waist, and your head buried into his chest, he could feel the love and care you had for him in a way that mere words could never convey. When you'd lead him over to the bed and urge him to lay down with you, he'd get the opportunity to rest his head against your chest instead. He loved this the most. Loved hearing your heartbeat, how calm it was around him, how your breathing was even and safe. You felt safe around him. That was what he wanted from you truly. That you knew he would protect you until his dying breath, that you felt no fear even with his larger stature and overbearing presence.
Like this, he could get his forearms beneath your midsection and keep you close, whilst your hands worked his hair free from its neat bun. He'd close his eyes as your fingers gently stroked through the silky locks of hair, brushing against his scalp, wishing away the burdens and stress that he gained from the day. There was no need for words, he wasn't very good with them anyway. All he needed was your touch, that was enough for him.
Мне бы очень хотелось увидеть I E B W с Саб-Зиро (Куай Лиенг)
B - Broken heart (разбитое сердце) - Как они будут вести себя, если узнают, что ты не можешь ответить им взаимностью? Что ты влюблена в кого-то другого?
Куай умеет скрывать свои эмоции и чувства, поэтому по его внешнему виду не будет заметно, что огорчён или расстроен. Внутри него, конечно, будет клубиться небольшое разочарование от того, что его отвергли именно тогда, когда он решил открыться другому человеку, но мужчина всё равно будет уважать твой выбор. Если ты воспринимаешь его просто как друга или же твоё сердце лежит к другому, то так тому и быть, он не в праве принуждать тебя.
E - Excuse (прощение) - Кто из вас первый просит прощение после ссоры?
Ссоры с ним происходят не так часто, чтобы обращать внимание на то, кто первый сделает шаг, так как, предвещая неприятный всплеск эмоций, Куай просто предлагает сесть и обо всём поговорить, чтобы не дошло до необдуманных действий и слов. Но если же вы всё-таки умудрились поругаться из-за чего-то, то первым просить прощения пойдёт виноватый, а другой не станет его дразнить за это или насмехаться, а лишь примет извинения и крепко обнимет партнёра.
I - Intimacy (интимная близость) - Какова ваша с ним интимная жизнь?
У него не так много свободного времени на интимное уединение с тобой, так как ему всегда приходится поздно ложиться спать и рано вставать, чтобы выполнять обязанности Грандмастера. Но когда ему удаётся выкроить пару часов, он будет более, чем счастлив провести их с тобой. Куай не сильно опытен в сексе, но, как только мужчина узнает, какие именно прикосновения и где тебе нравится, то будет умело пользоваться этим, заставляя тебя каждый раз извиваться под ним. Учитывая его вечно более холодное тело, ощущения на контрасте температур будут ещё ярче.
W - Who is first (кто первый) - Кто первым признается в своих чувствах?
Спорный вопрос. Куай не очень социальный и чувствительный человек, поэтому говорить о чем-то романтичном ему будет непросто, но, когда он полностью осознает, что ты тот самый человек, который ускоряет его сердцебиение, то завуалированно скажет тебе о том, что ему приятно твоё присутствие. Но он также может долго тянуть с этим и, возможно, тебе придётся как-то поторопить его с осознанием своих чувств своим признанием.
bi-han hates country music. and i mean hates. he immediately begins finding the source of the music and will turn it off. doesn't matter if he's in a store, airport, restaurant, cafe, that shit is getting turned off.
if he hasn't already loped across the room to intact revenge, he's (loudly) grumbling about how asinine it sounds. how mind numbing and grating it is on his very being.
"why is he talking about riding a tractor- how can anyone take this music seriously?"
"I've heard enough. he did not just say he notices her drinking a white claw."
"I've never been so disgusted by someone saying they had a catfish dinner."
kuai liang, tomas and or his partner just gotta listen to him going off. they're all used to it, and usually don't even pay him much mind as he unleashes on the radio in the dinky little lunch stop they all made on their way to do whatever liu kang feels on that day.
even a snippet of a banjo or a breezy guitar has him whipping his head around like someone insulted his mother.