#suburbanmoms

[muuunna]

Suburban Moms: Susan

Home schools all her kids

Doesn't get her kids phones until they are 18

Doesn't understand how the internet works

Yells at her daughter for not wanting to study abroad

Secretly hates her daughter

Thinks her eldest son is the Messiah

Her husband is secretly cheating on her

And she knows

So she always blames it on her daughter

Has the haircut. That one you know what I'm talking about

Uses slang words like yeet in all the wrong ways

"I like to play candy crush yeet"

Loves Candy Crush

Susan is an actual person, the name has been changed for copyright reasons.

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Thought this captured the suburban mom expired coupon meltdown wonderfully. #cat #cats #expiredcoupons #suburbanmoms #angrycats https://www.instagram.com/p/B14t7UrDS4o/?igshid=19qccxvfbovv5

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