all my blorbos need a nap

"Why were you digging? What did you bury Before those hands pulled me from the earth?"

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[fearandgifs]

Feeding Starving Influencers Ft. Hasan

[muuunna]

tell me why i see people saying that ohio and michigan are getting what they voted for as if the states voted all for one party....

[muuunna]

the whole parasite thing is getting to me. like i didn't want this shit. now im playing a game of what is safe to eat verse not safe to eat because half the produce is trash. the only redeeming thing is that i can eat cherries safely

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

[sandersstudies]

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[cookingwithroxy]

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[cocosdiaryland]

Yall think the cod men got those hilariously inappropriate morbid thank you for your service letters kids would write. Imagining soap, losing his ever loving shit at the shit a kid wrote. You can't tell me Ghost didn't get a chuckle out of it.

[robs-your-robins]

Any Batman fan worth their salt these last few days:

[muuunna]

i love that I'm part of the half of the comments that go "what happened this time" because ain't no one going to write my lady like the queen she is

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post