#such intellectual

[loki-the-bi-frost]

My sister: When Uther was bald, his scar went WAAYYYY up there on his head.

Me: I wonder how he got it. I feel like I should know. Eh, probably from some stupid war that he started.

My sister: Uther IS a stupid war.

[finding-alis]

Me, an intellectual: No, I don’t have food in my room *with picklet half hanging out of my mouth*

[the-time-loser]

Someone please tell John Green that I'm hopelessly in love with his intellectual alter-ego

[remifentanil]

zizek: But nonetheless, the reason why I support a boycott, BDS and all that, is that it is a common project of Palestinians, and Jewish progressive critics of Zionism. This unity is absolutely crucial. The moment we abandon this unity and say oh no, Israel is so bad that we have to be directly against Jews, we all deserve to die.

me: so nice ur only indirectly against jews.

[iwilljudgeyou]

No panties, no bra, walking my dog and listening to capital in the 21st century on audible.

[thatqueerjewishgirl]

"I wish teachers didn't assume that good results are the automatic result of hard work. It leads them to be overly critical of people who did poorly while heaping praise on people like me who did nothing really to earn our grades."