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i bet pseudotrash are amazing at DDR
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Round 4 matchup 4
Who would win in a battle?
Pumafiend from Min Hero: Power of Sages
Clara and her Excavator from Sujimon (Yakuza)
Propaganda for Pumafiend:
"Pumafiend is the ultimate glass cannon type of creature, very fast and has what might be the strongest move without recoil, Blood Force, at 90-140 power as well as a stronger move with downtime turns after, Crazed Blast at 20-370 power. Coupled with Pumafiends many passive speed and power boosting skills, it's a force to be reckoned with."
Propaganda for Clara and her Excavator:
"Clara’s on the digger!!!"
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Hey Video Game? I'm trying to make these perverts fight for sport in mock Pokémon battles, not contemplate the real life horrors k? Thanks.
AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT INFINITE WEALTH the sujimon battle menu music fuckssssss
"I wanna be the very best!"
I hope the next Ichiban Like a Dragon has female Sujimon. Women can be dangerous creeps too!
Bar-Hopping Bachelorette line are obnoxious drunk women who are stumbling into you and spilling their drinks all over you. Highest-level is Bridezilla.
Grabby Granny line are old women who like to grope younger men. Highest-level is Clutching Crone, who threatens you with curses if you don't behave.
Doggy Disaster line are upper class women with small but vicious dogs that also poop on the floor, and if you step on it you slip and get stunned.