#sun pun

[badpeopleanonymous]

Serious question: why do we call it 'orbit' when we could call it 'the solarcoaster?'

[sunpun]

The desert is burning, the oranges are blooming, it's hot as all heck in the Sun Fernando Valley.

[sunpun]

This renewable energy source powers a lumberjack village, and is also the name of a self-titled EP.

[sunpun]

Once upon a field in the green, gassy center of our solar system, Coach gave a starting chance to some kid--some kid he called "Sun," which made all the other players kinda uncomfortable, to be honest.

Sun dreamed every night of making a name for himself in the big-time kahbang universe, but he was always a bit too round around the middle, slow in making his rounds, and at best had a hazy grasp of the rules of the game. His only pal was a molten pigskin, which Sun often failed to pass to the appropriate teammate at the appropriate time, often letting it slip from his his hands in a burned-fleshy gloop.

Tonight was going to be different, Sun just knew it. The stadium was packed to the nexus, Sun had just had a wintertime equinox and was therefore well-rested, and the opposing team was all dwarfs and black holes.

Hut one. Hut two. Hut three! "Run, Sun, run!," screamed Coach. Sun ducked and flickered and fell--just ten yards from where he started. "You did it, Sun, you made it! You gassed 'em good. You've made Coach real proud. You should be, too."

"Proud of what?" Sun asked.

"You're first sundown, Sun."

The End

[mchagger]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

[sunpun]

It's been a while, but the sun keeps shining.

Step behind one of these to keep the skin from frying.

[good-bandit-blog]

The last sun in the universe will be the sol survivor

[punandgames]

Sunday funday