The PunMaster

Because toilet humour is s*** Expect puns so bad you will cry >=D

[mchagger]

The PunMaster turned 1 today!

Huh.

[mchagger]

How To Beat Flappy Bird: The Ultimate Technique | 9gag.tv

Click to watch this video [1:25]

THIS is how to beat flappy bird. I do not condone this though.

[mchagger]

I prefered it when google map directions told you to go swim or kayak across an ocean...

[korra-odi]

[mchagger]

I'm currently not sure who is the bot here. Cleverbot went AFK?

[mchagger]

Get a jar and fill it with all the spare change you would normally leave lying around. Come back in a few months and find a little gold mine that could buy you that thing you wanted.

[mchagger]

How to argue: Confuse your opponent on purpose and then lay down all your arguments in a tone that indicates that you have just proven them wrong and close the argument before they can recover.

[mchagger]

I can't help but feel sorry for the '2' in the google new year's doodle after seeing that the '3' is so worn out after just one year and I think just how much longer the '2' has to dance

[mchagger]

Broken legs aren't all they're cracked up to be

[whovianfloozy]

OKAY FELLOW WHOVIANS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!

The petition is HERE  and it needs over 90,000 more signatures. We can do this!  Go sign the petition and then signal boost the hell out of it!

#GallifreyFound

[operastarr-deactivated20200924]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS OUR TIME

[mchagger]

I think "The fridge" should be a euphemism for "My stomach"

[mchagger]

Everyone I rant to about everything that's wrong with this system and social beliefs either doesn't understand, doesn't take it seriously or tells me I'm wrong. Because it works in their favour! I don't know about other people but why do I get ridiculed for being smart and not partaking in stupid things such as underage drinking, smoking and drug abuse? Why is it that when you do the work to get smarter you have to suffer a reduced social life as well? I have needs and feelings just like other people and now it feels like everyone is against me for doing what I'm supposed to do! These are the toils of a nerd's life. It's pathetic, it makes me sick...

[mchagger]

This is your chance to receive free LEGO® MINDSTORMS® Education EV3 STEM resources worth £3,000 for your school by simply telling us about your school and what impact the resources could make.

Any chance people could hop on and vote Belmont Community School please? They've got a great idea :) 

[mchagger]

My cat probably hates me because she just finished cleaning herself and I decided it would be a brilliant time to put down my food and stroke her.

[mchagger]

It may seem like I haven't posted puns for a while but I have- I just forgot the stamps.

[cluingforlooks]

હું આ માટે પ્રયત્ન કરો અને અનુવાદ કરવા તમે હિંમત. તમે કરી શકો તો ...

No way are you learning that. Uh uh. But as you wish: હું તમને ધિક્કાર. અને તમે ગંધ. :)

(Send me messages in your native language and I’ll try to translate and reply to them in that language!)

[mchagger]

Oh how nice...

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

[sailingincurrent-deactivated201]

okay i’m scared. let’s do this

[i-nfatuation]

it was a cute little kitten omg

[unrevealing]

Here goes nothing (literally because dead dash)

[virtuallygolden]

IM READY IM READY IM READY !

[quinterlude]

IT’S TOTORO IM SCREAMING.

[rosy-cheekies]

ITS GAMZEE IN HIS GOD TIER IM FUKCIGN CYRING

[showmeyourwings-deactivated2014]

something about a DJ playing power metal at my wedding and refusing to break eye contact with my father! hahahaha

[attackon-shslhomestuck-blog]

I GOT A PICTURE OF A CUTE LESBIAN COUPLE??????? ((SCREAMING))

[deitydaae-blog]

ITS EXPLAINING HOW ARANEA SERKETS BREASTS ARE THE BIGGEST OUT OF ALL THE ALPHA TROLLS IN CANON HELP/

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

arty things wowie 

[idiot-jamboree-deactivated20140]

IT WAS MARCALINES DAD SUCKING A PENGUINS SOUL OUT FUCK!