#suneeater

[suneeater]

mammon + general romantic hcs

✎a/n: mammon im in love with you. first time writing mammon. first of many (?) sned me stuff for him and solomon and ill make out w u

✰warnings: none, but as always minors dni 

Mammon is BIG on PDA. No matter how you feel about him, he is guaranteed to be the one that falls first and my god, he falls HARD. He’s had to deal with being teased over his infatuation with you for long enough that when you two start officially going out, he has no choice but to show you off excessively

He can of course tone it down if you’re uncomfortable with it but honestly, he would need to be reminded a few times. He just cannot keep his hands off of you, especially when he sees lower level demons gazing at you

As the avatar of greed he is excessively jealous, to a fault even. When Mammon gets jealous he is quick to do something about it and isn’t above placing the blame on other people; anyone who could possibly interfere with your attention (and it belonging to him) is on his hit list. Not afraid to make a big scene because oh boy, when he’s in trouble he doubles down

Mammon would 100% use your nice body scrubs and soaps. He would go so far as to douse his pillow in perfume when he misses you, but he’d gas himself out with it and need you to help him

Oh my god he is such a baby about certain things and begs for your help. Does he need it? No, but he likes it when you take care of him <3

Gym dates are a guarantee with him because he loves to show off; not only does he get to feel your eyes on him and feel a little empowered, but he gets to show you off too. However he would ask you to sit on his back while he does pushups and then fall flat on his face. Alternatively, he’d try to hip thrust your weight and horribly fail and then you would never have another gym date again

As much as he loves being taken care of he also adores being able to feel like your knight in shining armor, especially if there’s someone around for him to compete with and put on a show for. He’s always trying to do the simplest of tasks for you – can’t reach the top shelf? He’ll lift you. Opening a jar? Should’ve just come to him. Thirsty? Don’t even think about getting up

Follows you around like a lost puppy. Of any obey me character I think Mammon is DEFINITELY the most attached. The minute you’re apart he’s blowing up your phone with sappy messages and voicemails about how much he misses you, needs you, blah blah blah. It can be a little cringe but he’s genuine and means well

Vey important to recognize that a lot of his attitude is a facade; Mammon is SO insecure but that’s no surprise. He’s one who needs a little reassurance every once in a while; match his energy and he might just cry tears of joy

Uses your money to buy you gifts

But on a realer note the minute you become official he’s 10x worse in his get rich quick schemes, he is doing anything he can for money because oh my god he just wants to spoil you. He is constantly showering you in little gifts, ranging everywhere from pajama sets to the stupidest little trinkets because they reminded him of you. Gift giving is a big part of his love language

Finally, as far as cuddling, Mammon is a closeted little spoon. He always insists on taking on a masculine role but when you’re behind closed doors and unwinding he crumbles a little; he’ll try and be the big spoon but if you talk him into it he’ll cave and be the little one despite it being his favorite. Every time you hold him, he melts.

find the same scenario for:

beelzebub | lucifer | simeon | solomon

[suneeater]

jealousy

feat. simeon, diavolo

✎a/n: diavolo is shockingly easy to write for? very happy to finally have an entry for him on the masterlist aaaa

✰warnings: none enjoy!

✉: that jealousy post mentioning simeon and diavolo 👀 now im curious.

𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧

Simeon is the quiet jealous type. Out of all of the Obey Me characters, he has the strongest moral compass and in turn, the strongest guilty conscience. He can’t stand being jealous; he doesn’t know how to handle the mixed feeling of anger and insecurity, and to act out based on his own unpleasant emotions would be so very un-angel-like of him

So when he’s jealous, Simeon can sometimes retreat into himself and bottle it up. He doesn’t tend to do this in other situations, so it’s pretty noticeable when he’s jealous. He is a lot less talkative, less affectionate, and clearly trying to work through something internally

It never works though – everything has to come out eventually, whether for better or worse. Simeon almost becomes a little bit petty after holding in his jealousy for a while, especially if the situation is ongoing. If there is someone in your life consistently taking your attention away from him and threatening his status as your one and only, then there is going to be a price to pay. While he is able to carry on and smile to this person’s face, he is quietly sabotaging them in subtle ways

In moments where he doesn’t know how to restrain himself any longer, Simeon tries to snatch you away so that he can save face, and also his pride. The moment that he can see that someone is clearly bothering you or has overstayed their welcome, he’s whisking you away to safety without a moment’s notice. Since he’s so well composed, you often can’t even tell that he isn’t being genuine when you takes your wrist to lead you to something he is just dying to show you

When in the moment, you can tell Simeon is jealous by the way he suddenly becomes jittery and eager to leave the scene with you. His smile falters, and his expression turns, and he can’t seem to keep both feet still. He can’t take his eyes off you, either, and it’s almost as if it’s taking every but of his inner strength to keep from pulling you close to him

These are more subtle movements that allow him to remain composed to the public, but knowing Simeon so intimately, it’s clear to see that something is up. He’s prideful though, and embarrassed, so it takes a great deal of coaxing from him to ever admit that he was jealous. The way he sees things, if he is really secure in your relationship then he should have no reason to worry, and he never wants to blame you, so it’s a feeling that he shoves deep inside. No matter what his consciousness tells him though, he can’t but feel envious when he sees other people stealing your time and attention

𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐨

Diavolo is by far the most straightforward in his jealousy. Unlike Simeon, Diavolo is more confident in his feelings and can pinpoint his exact emotions without much deliberation. He’s completely willing to admit to you when he is jealous; not only does he have nothing to hide, but he wants to communicate with you and prevent things like this from happening again. Come on, you don’t want him to be stuck feeling so jealous and helpless, right?

He’s the demon prince, so he’s fully expected to remain collected and composed in almost every imaginable situation. It is very rare for Diavolo to lose his temper, and it’s something you may very well never see. It’s all a facade, though. While he may be able to continue being his outwardly jovial and expressive self, it doesn’t change how he feels on the inside

Diavolo when jealous is controlling. It’s in his blood to lead and command, and there is hardly any exception. He wants to steer the situation into one that benefits him the most, and he does so with a laugh. He’s fiercely intimidating – he exudes power and dominance, and he’s so confident that you can’t help but believe that there’s no way he won’t come out on top, no matter the situation. To his enemies, his laugh can be terrifying

When he’s jealous, he’s going to tell you straight up. Sometimes it’s verbally, and other times it’s through physical cues. He’ll never ask you to stop doing something or interacting with someone, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try to stop the other party’s involvement on their end. Intimidation is a breeze for Diavolo; he doesn’t even have to do anything out of pocket or make a threat to leave someone shaking in fear, and my god does he abuse this

Anyone stealing your attention from him can expect Diavolo to join the conversation in seemingly good spirits, only to feel him glaring wide eyed daggers at them for far too long for comfort. It’s crazy how he can convey displeasure through and otherwise lively and full expression

Diavolo communicates his jealousy in the moment to you through physical touches that aren’t out of character for him, but are slightly different enough to let you know something’s up. While gently holding hands, or having his arm wrapped around your waist may look very casual and natural for a couple as established as you are, you can tell from his sudden need to be close to you that he’s feeling envious

find the same scenario for:

solomon

[suneeater]

Beelzebub + General Romantic HCs

✎a/n: Beelzebubg please im on my hands and fuginck knees i love u

✰warnings: slightly nsfw if you squint one eye, and then squint the other, and then close them a little- minors dni as always <3

While Beel isn't the most publicly affectionate of the brothers, his relationship with you is the one that progresses the fastest. Beel is very upfront about his feelings towards you and isn't afraid to show them, being the most willing to tell you he loves you early on. He doesn't want to waste a single moment together as you begin to become his largest craving.

One way Beelzebub ensures he maximizes his time with you is by insisting he get to carry you at any opportunity, whether it be because your feet are tired or you need to see somewhere higher up. It's a good way for him to feel close to you and perform an action of service - not to mention he just enjoys carrying you around like royalty.

Acts of service are one of Beel's most prominent love languages, making sure you're always taken care of before he is. He can't help but to be a munch, especially for you, as pleasing you and keeping you taken care of is the best way of satisfying his appetite as he absolutely can't get enough of you.

As much power as you have over him, there is one advantage Beel has over you, however, and it's that he's much larger than you. The way you're able to fold into him gives him a warm, fuzzy feeling that he can protect you always. This dynamic, though, has given him a habit of caging you with his body when he wants your attention or to make your heart race.

Despite all of this, when evening time settles in and the two of you are able to snuggle into each other without any distraction he adores being doted on and praised for all of the hard work he did throughout the day. He still insists on being the big spoon so he can engulf your frame with his own, but this gentle giant is a big fan of being pampered.

The largest obstacle when dating Beelzebub is that he comes as part of a package deal, as wherever he goes, Belphegor is likely to follow close in toe- with vice versa being just as true. The twins would rather opt to continue sharing a room than make such a drastic adjustment, and date night often has a spectator audience. As much as he will always love you, Belphie will never be far behind on his list of people he loves, and that's something he would hope you could understand and learn to love.

find the same scenario for:

lucifer | mammon | simeon | solomon

[suneeater]

we need more solomon asks i think... were running out... probably lucifer and diavolo too just to be safe (tumblr deactivates ur account if you dont send stuff in)

[suneeater]

Hello can I get a bnha matchup??? Either villain or hero is fine!

My preference is bOTH. I like both men and women.

My personality is basically the epitome of a drunk dude in a fever dream, literal chaos itself. I am extremely weird, && basically alternate between a calm && rational person to a complete chaotic idiot. I am obsessed with crabs && spade cards! Literally all i talk about is crabs, in my mind it's only crabs. When I'm at least rational it's the equivalent of me being sober, i also like pirates and as a pirate should::

I am one foul mouthed motherfucker, i have a habit of cursing, either regular swear words or the most absurd sounding swear words come out of my mouth. (E.G. : “you blithering feculent shithole” “primitive fuckjam” “putrid shitsmoking cretins” “you dickreeking undulating fuckass” “fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” “heinous ravaging trash" “reprehensible sanctimonious jitterfuckery.”) I am completely incapable of uttering a single word without fucking cursing. I also create weird mash of words like:: ("diddlesnob" "smiddlewat" etc.)

I have no mental filter whatsoever i say weird shit like::: ("you smell like carbonated cucumbers on a hot summer night" "you seem like a kneecap consumer" "what if i just shat out amoxicillin" "it tasted like Mario was inside of your ass himself with a blow-dryer" "that was the most toe-wetting knee-curling thing I've ever seen" && "this feels like crunchy water") complete crackhead shit one of my famous quotes is ("Ye be a fucking chitinous douchecrunching swiddlewanker razzmatazz of hot fairyshit on a friday morning at Taco Bell")

Alongside my weird swears i often say stuff like::: "If jumping jacks take turns while jumping, how is a water fountain like a solid desk?" "Why is a croquet set like a baseball club?? " && "Why are writing pens like a cabinet??" "If bacteria eat chicken legs but not candycanes, why does a lamppost achieve the theory of evolution????" Basically some twisted unanswerable riddles && questions. What can I say? The confusion of others amuses me. I also enjoy romcoms and pokemon cards

I'm a very simple crab-loving person, i have a similar mindset to Garou from OPM or even the Hero Killer Stain, i think it's just injustice that you're forced to play the role of the bad guy while some boatload of goody patootie heroes stop you, some of their motives are for the better of this world yet all the heroes want it to be the same corrupt world. All the same..

But I'd never commit a crime! I just agree with their ideology:]]

I also have a permanent smile attached to my face! :]] Due to that and my overall personality my friend's call me "humanized remake of Cheshire Cat" "Smiley bastard" "average citizen of wonderland" "r/rareinsults vocabulary"

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hihi! thanks for sending this in!

I match you with Nighteye!

He's first attracted to you because of the fact that you're always smiling. He needs that to balance out his own personality, I mean think about how he worked with All Might for so long. He likes a charismatic partner

He's also got a sense of humor that others don't really get. Maybe the two of you might not get each other's either, but you share this fact with each other and can appreciate on another's humor :)

He's also very intrigued to hear your input on hero society. Being so deeply invested in it, he's got no way of backing out and changing his stance could be dangerous. Hearing a new take is refreshing and keeps his life balanced <3