Evan hates himself so bad which is so crazy because the extreme lengths so many people (Barty, James, barty, Regulus, Sirius, barty again, pandora, barty, etc) would go to make him happy, all for various reasons, is insane.
james turning into a literal stag in front of his catastrophic wartime situationship and evan being totally blindsided and just going: “fuck me, you’ve got hooves”
but then despite the fact he’s clearly thinking what the fuck why are you a deer, he still scratches james between the antlers anyway and james immediately experiences a level of emotional contentment previously unknown to deerkind because after years of lies, espionage, grief and moral collapse, the thing that finally gives him genuine uncomplicated happiness is basically being treated like a very large woodland labrador.
Sunrose au where Evan is devastated when Barty and Regulus elope, and James wants to show him that there's more to life than what Evan’s been allowed. They go on a roadtrip together and Evan is so negative but James slowly gets him to enjoy himself. They kiss. Obviously.
Moonrosechaser idea I can't stop dreaming about that is longer than I thought i would be:
PSA: not the most Sirius friendly (I'm sorry I don't control my subconscious), and I apologise if this doesn't make sense, I'm not a writer, I'm just giving what happened in the dream:
It starts with Remus knocking on Rosechaser's door after a fight with Sirius. Not sure what the fight was about, and not sure what Sirius said/did but it was unforgivable to Remus.
Evan opens the door to Remus while James is in the kitchen cooking/finishing up dinner/tea. Remus is apologising if this is a bad time and asking if he can come in. Of course Evan lets him in and calls through to let James know that Remus is here.
James is confused but welcoming, obviously. both, James and Evan, are also worried and asking if everything is okay, Remus just shakes his head saying he had a really bad fight with Sirius but doesn't want to go into detail about what was said/done.
Obviously they respect that and they invite Remus to join them for dinner/tea. Remus once again apologizes for interrupting but they make it clear that it's okay and James makes more than enough food every time he cooks anyways.
Then, after sometime while eating the door knocks and it's clear it's Sirius. Remus freezes and tells them he really doesn't want to see Sirius right now.
(I apologise for how bad this dialogue section is going to be, it roughly stays the same but I always forget exactly how it happens and I may be missing lines in-between)
James decides to go to the door to make his leave.
"now's not a good time pads"
"so he is here then, let me see him"
"no, he doesn't want to see you"
"oh, so you're taking his side then?"
"yeah, he's the one that showed up here obviously upset over something you've done"
"oh come of it, he's my boyfriend, let me see him to fix this"
"not anymore" Remus then appears behind James coming out of the front door.
"excuse me" Sirius said
"I'm not your boyfriend anymore, you crossed a line you knew would hurt me and did it anyways, I can't forgive that"
"please rem, just come home and we can sort this out"
James then steps Infront of Remus "he has already made it clear he doesn't want to see you. Just go"
Something then happens where Sirius tries to grab for James but then Evan comes through and pushes Sirius against the wall and punches him and says something along the lines of "don't ever touch him again" very angry over the thought of James getting hurt. Evan then punches Sirius again a couple times, James has to pull Evan off Sirius and tells him to go again but makes it clear not to be there early afternoon because they will be with Remus to collect some of his things, and the james grapes Evans face and kisses him to calm him down.
"Look at me Ev, I'm fine, okay"
"he tried to hurt you"
"but he didn't, look, everything's okay"
After a deep breath "okay, okay, good, but if he ever touches you again I swear I will end him"
"okay babe, you can do that"
After they all go back inside Remus apologizes for being his drama to them and for Sirius's actions. But they tell Remus it's okay and he shouldn't be apologising for Sirius and they are glad that Remus felt comfortable coming to them.
Remus thanks them again and also for asking Sirius not to be home the next day so Remus can get his stuff. He then leaves to have a shower and change for bed.
Evan and James stay standing in the kitchen and Evan hugs James apologising for his actions towards Sirius "I'm sorry I lost it on him, I told you was I going to be better with my anger but when I saw him try and grab you I saw red, I just can't stand the thought of you getting hurt"
"and you have gotten better, my love, I've seen that, I don't think Sirius would have left otherwise anyways"
"thank you for seeing that, sunshine. I just can believe Remus had to witness that, it's already been a long night for him and I probably just made it worse"
"I doubt that, if anything I think he's glad that you got him to leave"
They then stay like that, cuddled in the kitchen until Remus comes through wearing a pair of Evans bottoms and one of James tops.
James then makes tea for himself and Evan and gives Remus a hot chocolate.
The dreams then keep cutting forward to either a couple weeks or a couple months, I'm not sure when, to where Evan and James drag Remus on a night out to get him social again and they see him dance and realise they both have feelings for him, they both kinda new before hand but that moment solidified it. They did have a running "joke" they if Sirius ever messed up with Remus that they would "take" him for themselves but never realised how serious they were being.
My dream never got any further but please talk to me about this idea! Because I do have more thoughts but this is longer than I thought it would be so I apologise.
I'm also sorry if this is bad, I'm not a writer and once again this is me trying to rewrite a dream.
