Ahh I love your account soo much ✨✨ you're so funny for no reason 😭
And also I love the vibes here yk?
If you're not too busy can I get ALL the hcs you have for superbat ? Sfw and nsfw combined?
Please 🥺
Aww thankyou so much anon<33 I'm happy you like my little corner of the internet hehe
So I do have a ton of headcanons about them that's the reason I took so long to answer this, please forgive me
TW : Mentions of SA and suicidal behaviour
Bruce is 100% on the autism spectrum, probably on the extreme side of it,he has many stims,and when he reaches his tipping point,it gets ugly
Bruce is somewhere around 5'11-6'0 on the height scale and he wears platform boots and padded armour to seem bigger/taller than he actually is
Bruce rarely ever talks loudly when he's not being batman/Brucie. He's a chronic mumbler (like me ✨)
Bruce deals with some type of MPD/DID
Bruce is definitely on the leaner side of muscles rather than having a gym bro bod, it keeps him light on feet and agile.
Clark definitely has a more full and broader frame, quite similar to gym bro bod type, he's just comically large
Bruce and Alfred have a weekly tradition where Alfred would sit Bruce down and massage and oil Bruce's scalp,it always ends with Bruce falling asleep on Alfred's legs; this is their bonding time and no one interferes on this ever
Alfred routinely calls Bruce darling boy/love
Bruce loves Alfred's cooking the most
Alfred adores Clark, he's always been grateful that Clark was able to bring the brightness in Bruce back
Clark makes absolutely shitty dad jokes
Clark was a secretly rebellious teen,he had done everything in smallville,from drugs to sex, everything.
Bruce is extremely agrophobic, but like every other problem in his life he forces himself to just bear it.
Clark has a bad habit of getting mean when he's really angry,tho it is a rare event,but when it happens, it's quite catastrophic
Bruce has the most pitiful saddest puppy eyes ever,he always looks like he's on the verge of crying,and it makes Clark all the more protective of him
Clark loves to eat steel/copper the most
Clark is very articulate with his words and sometimes surprises Bruce with the elegance of his words
Clark has a naturally deep voice,he consciously uses a higher pitched voice to sound more approachable and non threatening,his real voice on the other hand is really deep (and it gets Bruce so weak in the knees)
Clark, being the most devoted lover/husband that he is, learned all the medical practices necessary to always know how to heal Bruce. When Bruce found out,he just couldn't believe that Clark would do something like that for him. He cried ugly that day,floored with the realisation of depth of Clark's love for him
Bruce learned kryptonian to flawless accuracy,and all and every file in the fortress over the course of decades just to know everything about Clark. And he celebrated one of Krypton's national holidays with him, it was very emotional
Clark loves to collect little trinkets from all over the world
Clark has many kryptonian courting instincts,that get worse whenever Bruce is around
Bruce hates stepping outside in the sun, he's a vampire deep down in his heart lol
Bruce is a chronic cloth stealer, it's his love language,he has at least 10 of Alfred's clothes and his kids sweaters and the worst of all, he has taken over all of Clark's closet,and whenever he's at home he looks like a homeless raccoon dressed in a shirt 2 times bigger than him
Bruce has made a sensory deprivation chamber for whenever Clark gets overstimulated
Clark has a rule of taking off every Saturday for their mandatory weekly dates,and they both love it
Bruce has a journal of all of the sticky notes that Clark leaves him, filled with lovely little messages and poems that Clark wrote for him
Clark has a million photos of Bruce saved in his phone
They have 3 weddings,one in smallville, another a grand wedding as to match their status,and last a very intimate kryptonian wedding that seals them as mates for life
For their kryptonian wedding Bruce wore a gorgeous black kryptonian wedding gown and Clark wore the kryptonian traditional royal wedding suit
Clark is hella possessive of Bruce,and he can be quite terrifying if provoked
Gotham absolutely adores their power couple
Clark regularly buys and gifts Bruce minimalistic jewellery
Despite common belief,it doesn't take Clark a lot of time to be integrated in the batfam,the kids have always been close to him,and fairly quickly they are comfortably calling him their dad
They call Bruce every variation of both mom and dad
Clark is the most stereotypical 2000s dad ever, he loves football and plays with his kids,he unironically calls them champs,he takes them on fishing trips and was also once caught sleeping on the sofa with a football game running in the background in the stereotypical dad pose; he was never able to live it down,the moment was captured in a photo and hung on the wall
Clark is very hairy and has a well maintained beard,and Bruce loves his rugged look a lot
Bruce is a lot lenient with the kids,like he'd let them get away with many things, even disrespecting him
Clark on the other hand doesn't take their shit at all, he's a disciplinarian and also quite strict,and he absolutely doesn't let them get away with disrespecting Bruce. And it gets clear very quickly that an angry dad Clark is not something you can play with
Ma and pa Kent were enamored with Bruce from the first meeting and essentially adopted him as their kid; Bruce calls them ma and pa
Ma and pa Kent absolutely spoil all the kids
Clark totally gives Bruce full princess treatment
While Bruce's love language is gift giving,his more likely love language is acts of service
Bruce cooks a lot for Clark, always making Clark's favourite food and whatnot
Clark is an absolute sap,and he's not ashamed about it in the least,he could and would talk for hours about Bruce
Contrary to popular belief, Clark does NOT take Bruce's shit silently,he makes sure to talk it out with Bruce, doesn't matter if Bruce wants it or not, and he knows how to keep Bruce in track
Clark is a pro guitarist,he loves playing it and he constantly plays and sings for Bruce, Bruce absolutely loves his voice
Bruce when he finally gets completely comfortable with Clark starts showing his true colours,and the truth is he's heavily spoiled, he'd often act like a spoiled brat to get his way and Clark adores him for that
Bruce is a csa survivor, he's also been assaulted multiple times in his adulthood
Bruce has been dealing with crazy creepy stalkers since he was a teen
Bruce has tried multiple times to end his life,and there were many instances where he came very close to death
Clark is a silent crier, he rarely ever breaks down but when he does,he becomes almost invisibly silent
Clark despite being a very physical person rarely ever got to feel regular hugs and kisses from people,except his ma and pa,well it was before he got into a relationship with Bruce, because afterwards Bruce gave him full permission to cling to him like a leech
Once the fortress finds out that Bruce is Clark's partner and just how crazy Clark is about Bruce,the fortress gets extremely protective of Bruce
Bruce usually sleeps military style in the bed,but when he's genuinely comfortable and feels safe with Clark,he sleeps on top of him curled up into a shrimp
Clark floats in his sleep and he holds Bruce extra tight subconsciously as to not drop him
Clark HATES tuna
Clark gets possessive very easily, It's integrated into his kryptonian instincts; he's always been somewhat of a guard dog
Clark regularly takes Bruce out on walks,and not regular walks,no he'd fly them to different countries and continents,where they'd do nothing but just walk the streets and take in the beauty of nature
Clark has a 101 petnames for Bruce and he can say the cheesiest cringiest things with a straight face,he once unironically called bruce umpy pumpy pumpkin pie infront of the kids and was rewarded with a football to his face by one of their kids
Bruce has an overdramatic-I-just-murdered-my-husband-robe which he loves to wear
But some of Clark's regular petnames for Bruce are baby/princess/dollface/love/kitten
Bruce's favourite petnames to call Clark are honey/babe/handsome/Kansas /darling
After Damian all the pets love Clark the most
Bruce is best friends with ivy, harley and Selina, and he'd regularly go on girls trips with them, and spoil them all. They also gossip about all the other rouges and their partners with each other
NSFW
Bruce is a virgin, he's only ever kissed people and his first kiss was Selina
Clark is, contrary to popular belief, well experienced in sex, not to say that he had crazy amount of sex,but he still has a healthy amount of experience
Clark has alien appendage, he was able to synthesize a lifelike replica of human phallus that helped him to cover his actual phallus
He has two huge tentacle like dicks,one meant to lay eggs into his mate to incubate, another to pleasure them
Clark's tongue is larger and longer than humans
Clark has a huge sexual appetite,and because of his inexhaustible physiology it takes him hours to even feel a tinge of satisfaction
Clark and Bruce have a system that Clark gets a freedom day every week,that day Clark can fuck Bruce well after Bruce can handle usually and is also free to use him after Bruce has passed out
Clark is a tease in bed, he'd usually edge Bruce for hours, worshipping him with his mouth overstimulating him until he's delirious from pleasure and only after them he'd actually fuck him
Bruce is a huge exhibitionist and they had had many sexacapdes in fairly semi public places
They're some kinky mfs
They've also done many high risk roleplays, mainly containing non-con roleplays, cheating fantasies and hunting
Clark is disgustingly obsessed with Bruce's smell and can get off just with Bruce's smell
Bruce is stupid horny for Clark's muscles and effortless strength
Clark can take Bruce down to subspace fairly easily
Clark is stronger than Bruce even under the influence of blue K,and it ends in Bruce being bed bound for 2 days(sorry anon for taking this)
They've fucked at every surface of the manor and Clark's apartment and the fortress of solitude and even on daily planet's logo,and on the bat signal and on countless rooftops
Clark is very open about PDA and the kids have been scarred many times, hearing Clark say the raunchiest things to their mom and also saw them getting cozy; it always ends in the kids screaming their lungs out at them for being disgusting
Lois has once unironically heard them having sex, because Clark instead of doing an interview with Bruce ended up fucking him and forgot to stop the recorder; Lois was merciless about it for months
They have a sex dungeon in the manor; it is soundproof and full of the kinkiest possible sex toys and devices, the room is also equipped with red sunlight,for when Clark wants to go all out and fuck Bruce without holding back at all
Bruce has nipple and cunt piercings,and Clark is an absolute dog about it
Bruce is very awkward in asking for anything sexual from Clark and he often gets frustrated easily at his incapability to voice out his desires,and it always ends in Bruce on Clark's lap clinging to him
Clark always makes Bruce voice out what he wants or else he'll edge him forever,it infuriates Bruce to no end,but he can never win against Clark
Whenever they're apart from each other for more than a week at a time,then after reuniting they both disappear for a day or two and come back with a beaming Clark and recently got mauled looking Bruce, both are very happy after that
Clark has brought/buys Bruce a lot of lingerie and early 2000s sexy roleplay costumes
Bruce got a hysterectomy after they were fully sure that they don't want any more kids
Bruce loves feeling small and protected whenever he's with Clark,and Clark loves it equally; always trying to show off in front of Bruce and making him feel dainty
Bruce gets baby fevers very very often and Clark always has to fuck him stupid to satiate his cravings
Clark is absolutely insatiable in summers, always ringing Bruce down with his sex drive
Whenever Clark gets overstimulated with all the problems in the world, Bruce would take them to the sex dungeon,cover Clark's eyes and ears with kryptonite laced blindfold and earplugs and ride the living daylights out of Clark until he's satisfied
Clark has lifelike replica robots of himself in the fortress, which they also use whenever Bruce wants to get fucked by both of them
Clark loves Bruce's tits the most,he loves to torture them and see them bounce
Whenever they've cramped schedules Clark's favourite thing is cock warming, he'd just work for hours with Bruce on his lap acting as his cock warmer
Clark loves to leave marks on Bruce,and not any marks,the marks he leaves makes it look like Bruce is abused at his home,huge bruises, hickeys and handprints
Clark is in love with Bruce in his batsuit,so Bruce made a special suit just for them to fuck; it is extremely flattering and sexualising
Bruce loves the feeling of going cock dumb with his mind completely empty whenever Clark fucks him into oblivion
Bruce is a chronic biter, whenever he's deep in thoughts he'd subconsciously start to chew on Clark's finger and arms, Clark doesn't care he lets him do whatever
Whenever Clark wants to be close to Bruce and initiate skinship without making it sexual, he'll get rid of his own shirt and burrow inside Bruce's shirt/top and lay on his chest, Bruce is used to his weird habit
With proper precaution, Clark using his heat vision seared his insignia on Bruce's thighs, branding Bruce as his
Bruce loves whenever Clark pulls his hair, honestly he loves whenever Clark is rough with him, treating him like nothing but a cheap toy to fuck
Clark loves that he can be free with Bruce and stop himself from holding back on his powers, he always marvels that Bruce made himself a safe space for Clark to let out all of his frustration and anger,he loves that Bruce doesn't mind when Clark gets rough and uses him
Bruhhh I'm tired!! So here's my list and omfg it's huge! I hope you're happy with this anon I don't have it in me to correct any grammatical mistakes or spelling errors,if you see them,you didn't
