Nina I am SWEATING I tried to do a nice thing by making you a little birthday drawing late at night and thought I would be granted a peaceful night of sleep but I was WRONG I had the most ABSURD dream and I fear I have to talk about it or it’ll infect my brain and eat at me until I am an empty husk
In my dream, for your birthday, Tony made you a gift. How sweet! How kind! It was fanart! Of who?
The post immediately got insanely popular. I’m talking hundreds of thousands of notes. Tens of thousands of reblogs explaining how beautiful this drawing was and how much they loved it. More people started drawing Nina Woods fanart. It was a top trending tag for days on end. Headcanons of your relationship were posted. Merchandise was made.
You found this DEEPLY upsetting and started sending Tony public death threats and saying that she had ruined your life. Your account turned exclusively into a Tony hate blog and other people in the kyokao circle started taking sides in the debate. I specifically remember Pil being on Tony’s side and Cee and I being on your side. However, eventually, you became too overwhelmed by this and quit tumblr entirely.
That is all that I remember. I come back to tumblr dot com for one week and I am hit with this… vision
I would also like to mention that I have never read OK Cupid (SHAME ON ME!) and I had no idea who the hell Joey Woods was before having this dream. I just happened to see the name one too many times and he stuck in my like a parasite. So before finding out who Joey Woods is, my brain’s interpretation of him was just.. some cowboy?
In conclusion,,, I am afraid. Happy birthday!
if Tony did that to me the least she's getting from me is a death threat. I can't breathe.