Superhero cracky AU thoughts
Cracky thought of the day:
in case of superhero au, Magnus would straight out refuse to fight a villain wearing shorts. (… think about it, doesn't really scream "intimidating", right?… is there ever a villain wearing shorts?)
Magnus: "No. No can do. I'm out of here." Alec: "Magnus! You can’t just leave! We need to fight the bad guy!" Magnus: "My dearest Alexander, I'm sorry. But you cannot expect me to take this man seriously. Who robs a Bank in shorts? And… are those crocs? Oh my god they are." adressing the Bank robber "Have you no self respect, sir? This should be beneath you, and it is certainly beneath me. Now be a good boy and return the money and then you can try again once you have figured out your wardrobe." Alec: "Magnus!"
Alec actually isn't much better. His highly trained soldier sensibilities are offended™️ by most villains organizations. Alec: "This was your exit strategy? Really? Did you not think about the silent alarm and police response time? Did you study flight routes? Back alleys? Have you even looked at a blueprint of the building before storming in here with a gun? This is pathetic. Next time, do your homework first. "














