#superm crack

[sugar-petals]

when will people jump on this conspiracy theory 

[pennywise-chenle]

[SuperM Groupchat]

Mark: guys can you come back, I’m scared

Kai: why what’s happening?

Mark: hes doing it again

Taemin, in the corner of the room:

X

[lovely-nctzen]

cause when we barking and bopping we borking

[pennywise-chenle]

Me: I only like the deep lyrics you know, the ones that have a special meaning~

Me, half naked in my room at 3am: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING ITS POPPING WE JOPPING

[pennywise-chenle]

Ten: We’re gonna jop-jop-jop-jop to the top—

Lucas: Slip and grind and ride that rhythm, jump a—

Kai: Please stop

Taemin: [under his breath] —jump and pop, jop til we drop, and start again~

[pennywise-chenle]

[loud crash from nearby]

Kai: [throws Mark and Taeyong over his shoulder] Lucas quickly!Gather the children—their tiny legs won’t be able to keep up—

Lucas: [runs by, carrying Baekhyun and Ten under his arms] SAVE THE CHILDREN

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