#superm memes

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someone noticed your "jumping and popping vs not jopping and popping" post on r/kpoopheads on reddit!

it's not my post, i just reblogged it — @muzzleofnemesis is the op 👍

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super m is gonna be the first big kpop group in history to have several members enlisted but not an official fandom name

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WYR have one night with your ultimate bias or a week with your favorite group? (if your ult bias is in your fav band than he is excluded with the rest of the group)

recommended illustration of my answer: group sex with super m

we’re going harem my dudes. might run out of stamina so i’d probably live the starfish domme life. giving out more sub orders than a fast food restaurant. 

why superm? one member each day, 5/7 are short kings (ugh, genius lineup), and they’re history-making SuperSluts lemme break that shit down

- hoe prince taeyong who composes submissive 18+ anthems so kinky that they even get censored by sm (beethoven u fockin amateur) and once freestyle gyrated in a rooftop pool

- eggso kai who breaks the internet with crop tops (mind you, he is not a top himself) and his underwear imaginations, moves like a madman and yet obsessively snuggles teddy plushes at home to repent his stage sinning

- the impossible himbo thot leader wong xuxi whose raging agenda appears to be stripping for noonas, laughing at baekhyun’s nsfw humor the loudest, and slurping food suggestively, we get it luv you can eat it up 

- mr. byun baek our thicc military kyong husband who famously compared himself to various types of candy that girls can try and is ever-horny for couple showers to ‘get to know each other’

- hormonal baby lion mark lee who hangs out too much around hoe prince taeyong to be pure in any shape or form, his latest risqué raps are worrying to say the least, he’s becoming a whore you guys my god

- constantly topless dance god ten who tells people he wants to fuck straight to their face, also catboy incarnate so extra points, this man radiates experience and arches so hard our wigs pulverized, call that boy archi-bald

- slut visual overlord lee kkoongmin who invented sexuality (literally, what a hot bop) and regularly whips out (also literally) a bdsm concept for every new lead single because he can

... and they have right balance of cute, funny and sexy on top of that how can you not choose the one week — as for logistics, since baekhyun is so extremely rich we have someone who pays for all the lube water and condoms

- bonus pic of xuxi looking at a sexy meaty burger like this:

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super m's versatility. they’re superheroes, actors, official tiger catboys, airline ambassadors, kart racers, gladiators, surfers, wedding murder mystery solvers, carwashers, trot singers, barbecue masters, pantomimers, LA celebrities, waiters, pool divers, they can operate every vehicle including tanks, trains and banana boats, they can shoot weapons (namely water guns), kai climbs buildings and jumps out of helicopters, taemin is a cowboy, taeyong is a chef, and now they’re doing the laundry. incredible.

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not my brain autocorrecting “superm” to “sperm” whenever it pops up on my screen 😳

if you take it verbatim. it’s a freudian slip with good reason. this group got a lotta juice. they literally have #BigBallsBaekhyun and lucas, taeyong is even hornier, that’s already supply for a whole city. add taemin whose entire discography is nsfw, you can open an entire sperm bank.

they have a whole damn song about really detailed cum play JESUS

there, i said it. the impossible thing is. the members do the autocorrect thing, too. in public. kai literally forgot writing the “u” in his signature.

i’m not surprised though. kai is the absolute #1 victim of his brain turning harmless things into 18+ thoughts. tells you what vocabulary is floating around in there. even more points for the sperm bank.

...every guy in this group, a mega hoe. no wonder the newer and younger fans didn’t jump on board with them, this is for a mature audience anyway. if the leader is already baekhyun, sperm is exactly what you’ll be getting.

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me, minding my own damn business: 😴

me, learning that super m apparently filmed a new music video and we’re heading off to jop again:

[cosmiclatte28]

oh lucas is the good one here

lucas : how are you feeling?

kai : dunno, a little sad

mark: don't be sad because sad backwards is das, and das not good

kai :

kai : *unplugs wifi* enough internet today Mark.