#sure kid

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

everytime someone tells me pony is a reliable narrator the scene beginnin with Pony sayin Darry's tough n cold n hates him n endin with Darry makin Pony put a bandaid on his cut n forcin him to let him check his English homework plays behind my eyes like a war flashback

[bowlingwithroman]

someone: "you have privilege for being an evil male"

everyone in my life who I haven't came out to: "she her girl ma'am miss mrs lady woman"

[gamergirl929]

“I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH.”

[vaspider]

hi, I thought i had you blocked and you rb'd something from my side blog (stick-n-folk) please delete the reblog. thanks.

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[broodygaming]

Okay, my six year old nephew plays Minecraft and he’s sitting here playing and I hear these weird “sighing” sounds and ask him what it is. He says it’s his villagers, they’re special. I ask him why and where they are, I don’t see anyone. He then says “they’re under here” and just DIGS DOWN until he unearths a cavern full of these purple Squidward creatures all going “hurrmm”.

I’m shocked and ask him why the heck he has them trapped underground. He says he has to keep them safe from zombies. He’s provided them beds and said he throws potatoes down there. 😂 y’all what the FUCK is this game I’ve never played any Minecraft.

[vamphoney]

today some kid asked me if my green hair was natural

[blitzyreblogs]

Sometimes I wish I had a headset just to tell kids to shut up when I play Overwatch. A couple of kids were screaming, then calling each other girls, one of them even said “I have a long penis.”

[0akley-dokie]

me: woah it has jason batema-

sibling: JASON BATMAN?????