#surgery t

[dankmunchkin]

b*tch........ i fucking love my gf omfg

[modelorganism-archive]

nev, talking to a friend over the phone about meeting up for the first time since they had their surgery: yeah i'm excited to see you again too! i should let you know now though that you're probably not going to recognize me

friend: oh, have you lost weight?

nev:

nev: you could say that

[profanesnare]

the funniest thing about this is that i was born via c section

[coldgayes-blog]

Anesthetics don't work on me which you can guess made the forced surgery on my arm fun. :)

[profanesnare]

This person is (pick one): 1. on a perilous journey from which we can learn much when he or she returns; 2. possessed by (pick one):  a) the gods,  b) God (that is, a prophet),  c) some bad spirits, demons or devils,  d) the Devil; 3. a witch; 4. bewitched (variant of 2); 5. bad, and must be isolated and punished; 6. ill, and must be isolated and treated by (pick one):  a) purging and leeches,  b) removing the uterus if the person has one,  c) electric shock to the brain,  d) cold sheets wrapped tight around the body,  e) Thorazine or Stelazine; 7. ill, and must spend the next seven years talking about it; 8. a victim of society’s low tolerance for deviant behavior; 9. sane in an insane world; 10. on a perilous journey from which he or she may never return.

i had to format this by hand bc of how tumblr quotes work but i really wanted to post it because damn, Damn this is, so good tbh

[screamingwilhelm]

Same anon! DAMN, THAT WAS A GOOD READ. Thanks! I love your explanations for his behavior. Me, I think his greed with money spawned from this big fear of death and illness cause BONE WASTE, so he's pretty much sitting in a fortress of cash and cybernetics all like "FUCK YOU, LIFE. COME AT ME NOW." And the loyalty thing... Jack is decent to him in the beginning, and doesn't treat him like he's mindless hired muscle--and I think that sort of thing means a LOT to Wilhelm. HNG THANK YOU best best

holy fuckwipes mcgee this is some GOOD SHIT TOO I MEAN...

I DO believe that Wilhelm fears death so badly [Termination protocols aint helpin there] because of the pain he went through as a kid to get all of those surgeries done, and now he looks to the surgeries as a sort of painful refuge to get away from death and cheat it. It’s an ironic circle of going under the knife and coming out invincible after getting all of his bones replaced.

Who knows how much shit he’s done himself? I’d like to think the more massive scars were self-operations. NYAHHBBH

I ran out of a lot of energy typing my last post, but damn, I LOVE brain food like this. Thank you so much, anon! >D

[profanesnare]

tfw the expectation for women to be attractive and have big titty in order to have personal worth fucks with your head and makes you unsure if surgery is sth you want

[braintrauma-blog1]

Aahaha now I'm regretting my stupid surgery great? Great.