my favorite moments in sw fics is when people who work for Darth Vader harm Luke or do something stupid and then a trooper with brain cells says “hey this was against Lord Vader’s orders we’re dead” and then just. Darth spooky Vader™ appears behind them. because he hears everything. nobody knows how. nobody hears him coming. but he’s pissed. and then the troopers die and Vader doesn’t even realise what he’s done because his mind is working miles per hour and it’s all just Luke Luke Luke Luke like a carousel. moral of the story: do not touch Luke Skywalker, and if you did, run















