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I’m gonna rip out my uterus. This will be my last period. LAST.

Top 10 horrors of the past 6 months (master list)

1. two weeks of literal starvation

2. subway incedent

3. second degree burns from Mr noodles (again)

4. crashed into a mud puddle and fell out of my wheelchair

5. treatment resistant urinary infection

6. Minecraft villager incident

7. broke my wheelchair for the 3rd time

8. second cashew incedent

9. sprained my neck while dancing to bbno$

10. giant spider jumped on my head

That fact that bro recognized from the Joe mama joke says a lot about me.

Went a little too short with the shave and I’m getting flashbacks from 2024. At least my eyebrows are intact.

I hate needing to piss as a trans guy.

If I go to the women’s bathroom, I make them feel unsafe and disgusted.

If I wander into the men’s washroom, I get yelled at or assaulted.

WHERE CAN I EMPTY MY GODFORSAKEN BLADDER WITHOUT PEOPLE HATING ME???

I love when people tell me my mental illness is in my head. Like, damn bro, I really thought it was in my anus! Thanks for clearing things up!

“Oh you’re so woke”

“You act so woke”

No. I am sleepy. I am not awake. I am snoring. Snork mi mi mi

I’m gonna edit a picture of myself so I’m burning in the pits of hell

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