#swears!

[agent-thirtmeme]

@d-lewis-avengerwrangler yes i think my absolute favourite part of this is her 100% expressionless-but-still-arrogant face

[sweetiesugarbird]

Someone: who the fuck likes pigeons?

Me: FUCKIN ME, BITCH

[castielcampbell]

is it weird that i feel like i would be more motivated to clean my house if i was skyping with someone that was also cleaning their house?

we wouldn’t even have to talk much. maybe just bitching about how we’re both slobs and omg, look at this thing!

idk. i just want someone to talk to while i clean my pigsty of a house.

[dickphone]

I dropped a car speaker in my toe and cracked the nail and limped around the house trailing blood in a panic like a dang nerd until my dad got me to sit down to fix it and now I'm still so pumped full of adrenaline that I am in a weird narcoleptic sleep state but still awake enough to cry at fuckin EVERYTHING but I hate actually falling asleep like this be then I feel more at risk for sleep paralysis and I already had a terrible looping sleep paralysis dream last night and I am just working myself into a right state about it. Shoots I gotta calm TF down. Where is my cat? Where is my girlfriend? This is not my beautiful cat! This is not my beautiful girlfriend!

[totalcupcakevortex]

so fucken mad about dick-head republicans making bullshit connections between " border security " and ebola.

It's like a layer cake of four kinds of racist fuckery and fear mongering topped with Guns!

There's no one this isn't offensive to.

Even if you're a white dude republican the message is "we really think you are that stupid".

I need to find a way to put this into words I can post this on facebook, in front of my grandma and republican relatives.

I really don't want to go lookin' for examples of these, because they're on the godamn t.v. and it is detrimental to my health and wellness to view them.  Try usin' the google (Arizona gubernatorial campaign, Doug Ducey, etc.) if you don't know what I'm talking about.

They go like this:  "Ooga Booga!! Ebola!  Democrats? DOn't want to line The Border (to Mexico) with fire arms??! Vote for Republican Candidate"

i am a being of rage

If you are or like republicans (I'm too pissed off to think of any reasons for that to be the case, but I'll allow that it is possible) you should also be very angry that this is being said.

What that says about the Republican party and it's ideology is that

They are completely bereft of answers, and so empty of anything good or helpful

their strategy is to shout "boo!" and expect you to jump their direction.

haha-rage-filled-ha, I thought this was local to my state, but apparently this is all any  Republicans anywhere think their constituents deserve.

I don't even know what to say because of how angry I am and how little sense this makes.

Without the understanding of the blatant racism, it's just bizarre and wildly antisocial. What they're saying is "People in another country are dying of a horrible disease. We must threaten people from an unrelated country with violence!" What next? "The prime minister of France has a fever. Set your neighbors lawn on fire!"

but it is very very racist.

The message is literally "we hate foreigners more than Democrats. Vote for us!"

That is deeply shameful, and very embarrassing.

Gun violence and racism are Problems.

They are not solutions to a disease.

Diseases are treated by medical care.

Which Republicans oppose funding.

Additionally, fuck Democrats. You could just show up and be the party of "taking care of you when your sick, and not shooting you in the face". I can't fathom how any of 'em are failing to run a winning campaign. Instead they're all staring at their shoes and mumbling about how Not-Obama they are.

[castielcampbell]

Dear Canada:

I know this asking a bit much with you being so fucking awesome and shit, but upon behalf of the rest of the world... would you ever so kindly PLEASE TAKE OVER!

Seriously. All you have to do is polite the rude ones into submission (it will confuse the piss out of them. they might defect to... idk.. russia or some shit.) and then waltz right into the white house (you can totes redo the color to maple leaf if you really wanna) and take over. 

Then you have to teach the troops politeness (some will be more receptive than others) and send them to Australia. 

From there, you can just take over here there and everywhere.

But seriously. I can't afford to move to you. So either give me free citizenship and send help to pack my stuff... OR JUST FUCKING TAKE OVER..

Oh sorry, sorry, I just kind of... so sorry

Sincerely,

CastielCampbell... and the rest of the world.

[entertainmentweekly]

Speaking of swears: Tom Hanks drops an f-bomb on Good Morning America, totally gets away with it.