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[abbyyle]

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[crouching-mouse]

Ok you guys, it's apple season and this is the time of year when I become an unpaid shill for Sweetango apples

I discovered these a few years ago when I was trying out different apple varieties. I like to cut up apples and snack on them; I usually have at least half an apple per day. I was tired of Galas (my go-to at the time), had tried Envy (too sweet), Honeycrisp (too inconsistent and sometimes bitter??), and a few others that just didn't do it for me.

I brought home some Sweetangos and they blew my freaking mind. They taste just like apple cider. They have a thin skin with a nice snap when you bite into it. The flesh is the perfect consistency of firm but easily chewable. They're a good balance between sweet and tart. Did I mention they taste EXACTLY like apple cider??

The catch is that they're only in season from late September to maybe mid-December, and not all stores seem to carry them. I've found them at Fred Meyer, Safeway, and Trader Joe's myself, though it may be different in your area. If you're even a casual apple-snacker, you gotta try these things. I rave about them to everyone I know IRL so it seems only fair I do the same to my followers.

[individualapplereviews]

Today's SweeTango Apple

SweeTango is a weird name. But they were on sale! It's small. Very round. Very red. Looks good.

OMG. It's delicious.

It's crisp! Very juicy! Packed with flavor. Sweet and tasty.

I rate this apple "A+" on the Not Honeycrisp scale.

[runaway-yarn]

They - they cold pressed him...

[ecosmowarrior]

rating sweetango apple

feels sticky

tastes like it was wiped with cheddar cheese

other than that it's very similar to a honeycrisp apple

[individualapplereviews]

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Wow. This is so wrong.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cyv7JiuRQKY/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

I've had plenty of SweeTango apples. They're good. But the best? No. Honeycrisps are obviously the best. How is this even a question.

Moreover, I think this exposes the fundamental flaw in ranking apples as opposed to reviewing them individually (which is obviously superior).

[doobydoobydoowau]

so i was buying apples today and I took them home and wanted to see their ranking on applerankings.com as you do

AND HOLY SHIT I BOUGHT THE ACTUAL HOLY GRAIL OF APPLES

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[individualapplereviews]

Today's SweeTango Apple

Uh oh. I've ignored these apples while eating through my bag of orchard fresh Jonagold apples. Um. This apple looks old. It's wrinkled. It feels a little soft. Eep.

Oh, it's still crisp! The flavor has gone gross though. It's bitter.

Ok, the redder part of the apple is a bit sweeter.

Bleh.

I rate this apple "Not Great" on the Not Honeycrisp scale.