#sweetoldlady

[superchthonic]

Shout out to @arealtomato for this amazing photo of Queen Prancine! If you're in the Chicago area and need a pet sitter, she's basically the absolute best. Check out her Insta for awesome street art, too! #prancestagram #queenprancine #calico #catsofinstagram #sweetoldlady

[maze-invader]

Sweet Lady Maybel

*Knock knock knock*

As the door opens up the man sees a chubby old lady with gray hair braided in a big ol' bun. Judging by the wrinkles on her fair skin and liver spots on her arms the man would guess the lady would be about 67 years old. The man say "hello, uhhh... I'm looking for.. Andrea?" The old lady say "Oh! Of course you must be Marcus, Andrea's been talking all about you and how she met you on the inter webs. That face space or whatever it is these kids are doing these days. Anyway she should be heading home from work. She should be here any minute now. Would you like to come in? I'm Maybel by the way." The old lady said with a smile. Marcus a little unsure, but then easily convinced by how sweet the lady is says "sure that'd be great if you wouldn't mind having me in." Maybel says oh it's not a problem at all, yes come in come in!" Marcus starts walking in as he's heading towards the couch he's taking a look around the living room and sees all the furniture and antiques that this lady has collected over the years in her lifetime. He takes a seat on the couch and maybel asks with such a sweet smile "would you like some cookies I just baked them? They are fresh out of the oven." Her voice so soothing and soft. Marcus accepts and says "I would love a cookie, thank you!" Maybel walks into the kitchen and grabs the plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies off the table and walks over to Marcus. Holding the plate out for Marcus to grab a cookie. Marcus locks eyes with Maybel as shes standing over him and he's sitting on the couch, he smiles and takes a bite. It's such a delicious cookie he grabs another. Maybel just sets the plate on the coffee table for the man to eat as many as he'd like. Maybel grinning now says "if you'll excuse me I think I'm going to call Andrea and see where she is." The mans eyes are getting heavy and he starts to feel sluggish he agrees with her and says "ok I'll be sitting here." As he let's out a big yawn. Maybel steps out of the room. When she comes back in, the man is completely passed out. Maybel comes back into the room with a face shield and heavy duty black rubber gloves on her hands and shes rolling in an embalming table with wheels. She lowers the table roughly to the same height as the couch and rolls the man onto the stainless steel table. She rolls the man through a door that connects to the garage and turns on the lights. The entire room is covered with plastic from wall to wall. She then takes a pair of scissors and begins to cut the mans clothes off. Maybel takes a large surgical knife and begins to cut open the man. She does this quickly and precisely within minutes Maybel has most of the mans major organs in sterile organs transplant containers. She does not let a single organ go to waste. The rest of the remains are put into a big plastic bin where she disposes of later.

As for the organs, there's people that pay top dollar for fresh healthy organs and Maybel... well let's just say she knows exactly where to find them.

Written by D. R. Mazon

[techguerrero]

We appreciate #WildGatherings co-organized by ‪@alzassociation ‬‏ & ‪@DallasZoo‬ | Engage #themind . . . #hotsummerday #summer2018 #Stingray #Aquarium #Painting #Art #Mermaid #Sirena #ADRD #creativity #seniorcitizen #whitehair #sweetoldlady #Iloveyoumom #Ilovemyson #lovemysoninlaw #lovemyfamily #happyMonday (at Children's Aquarium at Fair Park)

[k9secretservice]

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She's got aaaalllll this space to sleep in.... but decides to go in there. #sweetoldlady #olddogsrule #k9girls #k9boarding #k9secretservice (at K9 Secret Service)

[misha1109]

My cuddle buddy felt asleep on me 😉 #beautiful #puppylove #sweetoldlady

[lucamagaro]

Ed è subito amo questo posto. #heidelberg #tipografia #vintage #printingpress #sweetoldlady #signoratroppocarina (at Torpignattara)

[thedizzydinosaur]

Meet Jessica! (She is my neighbour's 16 year old. And sweet as pie ) #cat #tortoiseshellcat #sweetoldlady #themeyes

[tweety325]

(Lp) Please meet my new friend/patient Iris. I asked her if I could take a picture with her. She said "yes but let me comb my hair." Sooo adorable. Why? Iris was born in 1915. Yes folks she's 100 years old and 7 months. God bless you Iris. I am more than honoured to meet you. #100yearsold #stillstrong #sweetoldlady