Get a room
I'm a fan of love. Love songs, Love Letters, even the saying "Love means never having to say you're sorry". A beautiful phrase, that doesn't apply if you're married. One love I have an issue with is Pool Love. Was at a community pool this weekend and had some adult couples hop in and they were intertwined and in their own pool love world. I pointed them out to my wife and how beautiful their love was. (So lovely observing them float around closely clinched in each other's arms.) My wife just shook her head and said how ridiculous it was. That all over each other water behavior is fine if your at Sandals or some other tropical vacation location. But not at the community pool with fifty kids splashing in their floaties. The only noodle that should be making waves should be of the Styrofoam variety.