#swindle chats

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

Hmm..

I spent a lot of money on you you old thing- come on- Work-

Ah! There we go!

Good evening, world! My name is Swindle. Playing so many different personas has recently tired me... So I am here for a break! Simply to talk out of boredom. I'm here to answer any questions you may have for me, no matter how mundane or strange they are.

And please, the more unique the question the better. Give me a challenge, get personal, go in deep~ I'll answer them all.

A quick run-down: I am a con artist dubbed Swindle. I con the rich out of the money they clearly don't need. I've made quite a lot of money off of my swindling alone, and lots of that money I give to charities or even random people I find that need it. I believe the term a human used for me once was "Robin Hood?"

That'll be all for now- I'm excited to hear from you all!

[jaz-transmits-official]

Swindle likes to go over plans in his over and over again including what would happen if it goes wrong so he is always prepared.

"You know.... I don't do that, but now that you mention it... I really should. Usually I rely on my wings to get me out of dangerous situations.. But what happens when one day the officers have flying pods? Then what? Oh dear."

"I do go over my plans quite a few times, however. But.. Going over plans includes going over the target, their claimed personality, their favored hang-out places or any upcoming events of theirs, and the persona I'm going to use for them. I should really have a plan B or at least an escape route.. Thank you for the suggestion!"

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

Vibe check?

Sir, your vibes are horrendous.

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

You have a new squintz? Who is it?

I- I cannot confirm nor deny- No comment.

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

*Gives Swindle a possum*

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What a curious little creature! Is he from Earth?

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He has.. Little grabby hands. He doesn’t appear to be letting go...

Am I now a father?

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

So you two were boyfriends then?

.. Yes, I believe that's the humans way of referring to your squintz. He was my first squintz.

Yes, thinking of our past relationship does bring a bit of color to my cheeks still, however it's not for the reason you may first think. I don't harbor any feelings for Henry anymore.. I have squintz for someone new, which is dangerous. Having one squintz alone is defective enough... Now two?... But- that's a risk I would take for my squintz.

When I think back to Henry... It's not leftover feelings.. It's simply- embarrassment...

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

Oh why hello there~ You seem to be quite fashionable my good sir, how's your fashion sense?~ But, other than that i'm quite curious, how long have you been doing this for? Hm? - Lucent Noir~

Lucy my old friend! How good to hear from you! What a wonderful coincidence to see we've both taken to the same odd Earth media!

Still the cheeky little bastard I always knew. Don't play dumb~ you were my tailor for this outfit and all of my other outfits. Tsk- you made my fashion sense.

As for the actual question... How long? 27 Irken years I've been a con artist. That would translate to... 270 Earth years, estimated. It's probably more like 273. I started conning pretty early in my life-- I guess the Invader life just wasn't for me.

[irken-con-artist-swindle]

Parted ways? Were you living together or something?

Heh, not exactly...